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I just got a car with remote lock control in the key ring (tells you how old my previous car was). I don't find it a big improvement over the simple key because I still need a free hand to dig in my pockets and push the button. It would be better to have microphones near the doors and trunk lid. If I
have my hands full I just whisper "Open up baby" and the door or lid pops open on its own (slowly please). When I leave and have a kid hanging at each hand I might say "Shut up, I'm leaving" and it locks everything. Of course the system has voice recognition so not every jerk can get into it. A valet key allows friends to get in who are not in the voice database. A master key enables programming of the voice database. When I'm too drunk to talk straight the system locks me out too so I cannot make a wreck.
There is already voice recognition in some of the fancier cars for GPS or radio control. It shouldn't be too hard to add something for the doors.
Keyless Go
http://www.mercedes...-class/facts_e5.htm
keyless entry to Mercedes cars [suctionpad, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
The Polocator System
http://www.halfbake...0Polocator_20System
[Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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//"Your door is ajar..."//
[ack] Do you have to unscrew the lid to get out? Sounds frightfully insecure... |
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You should worry when you car says "Talk dirty to me" |
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I think somebody needs a beer |
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I want my car to open after I do a little dance (is that an
accelerometer in your pocket?) |
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// I will never trust my testicles in your hands ever again // |
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If only I had a nickel for every time I heard that. |
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Reminds me of that 15 minute special on HBO. A thief went up to a car, and the car alarm proceeded to be seduced by him. In the end, he ended up making love to the car. It was a bit disturbing. Every time he reached for the handle, the car would something like "Is that all you can think about!?" |
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Getting back to the idea, |
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this is already mostly baked (without the talking bit) on the more expensive Mercedes cars, which have a chip card instead of a key [link]. I think the equipment in the car (e.g. stereo, lights etc.) can be voice-activated also. |
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Sounds like Night Rider to me |
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Instead of owner Voice Recognition which could be fooled by recordings etc. this would be easier to do with a proximity card + voice commands |
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