I am very combative. This makes an ass of me, from time to time ... but it also keeps me alive.
I have spent the majority of my life learning for the explicit purpose of being a know-it-all.
I am a combat veteran (twice over), and have a near-legendary mastery of the 240B machine gun.
My hobbies include:
Studying philosophy
Buying fire-arms
Making my own fireworks for the 4th of July
Posting on the HB
And, of course, preparing for the apocalypse
I have recently decided to leave my current career path and embark on a life in medicine.
This is mostly for money, but it is also self-prescribed penance.
As for my ideas, even the tongue-in-cheek ones aren't really tongue-in-cheek.
I will never understand how McRobots didn't get 2.5 buns, or how Darwinian DayCare didn't get 2.5 fish bones.
Since I haven't heard anything from zen_tom, I am assuming I was denied membership in the Ooolongftangftangbank profile scheme.
I can be contacted at: imthemanoverboard(at)yahoo(dot)com