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futurebird

My name is Susan.

My page is at: http://www.futurebird.com

I am a young, poor, pushy, idealistic theatrical director from New York (was Pittsburgh (was Cleveland)) I love this site and I hope I can get more people in the arts to check it out as it'd be a great way to share proposals for pieces and collaborate etc.

[Feb 16 2001, last modified Aug 08 2008]

   
(+14)(+14) a SAD light box that looks like modern art
 all stops bus
(+6, -1) all weather coat: human fur
 Aloneitaire
(+31)(+31)(+31) anyplace you wanna stick 'em keys
(+3, -4) Blood collecting mosquitoes
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) boycott almost everything
(+4) brand named fruit with cool pop open tabs
(+2, -1) bread calculator
 Bring Back Juneteenth Day
(+10, -3) bring back neanderthals
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Bum Bank
(+4) callousing cream
 cancel on time
(+7, -3) cast your marker and move it
(+5, -1) Cat pillow
(+8)(+8) Cat play-pod curtains
(+1) Cell phone glove
(+4) cereal prize kit for weary parents
(+7) chalkboard printer
(+7, -3) Cheer Up Inc.
(+2) cigarette brand name nicotine gum
 coat picker
(+3, -1) computer screen suntan
(+9, -4) Country Rap
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) crappy looking electronics that are really good
(+3, -1) crosswalk people-counter eye
(+6, -1) Designer Thrift Store
(+1) Divide apartments vertically
(+4, -1) dogway
 Don't be happy: WORRY.
(+1) "Don't forget your dreams."
(+10)(+10) donate excess weight to the poor
(+4, -5) duplicate Israel
(+19, -1)(+19, -1) evil cell phone mocking bird
(+5) ex smoker driver's license
(+8, -1) exploding pepper!
(+10, -3) Fag "that's ciggs to the rest of you" lock box
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) Free Trade of Labor
(+3, -1) freeway chapel performance art
(+46, -2)(+46, -2)(+46, -2) Frightened Mother's Weekly
(+3) Gearhead, the spa
(+2) Giant Bonsai
(+5) Hall of European Peoples
(+1) Hard Work Vacation
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Home Chaos Sensor
(+7) "honey server" style rotisserie for other things
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Improved non-stopping subway/ underground
(+13, -2)(+13, -2) In the box
(+3, -4) inseam based running handicapping
(+6, -1) Instant skyway
(+49, -8)(+49, -8)(+49, -8) Intelligence test bra
(+15, -5)(+15, -5) Internet forum Mercenaries
(+3) Invisible ball
(+3, -1) keep track of kids with cookies
(+7) landscape of eugenics
(+1) lemming task timer
(+6, -4) live tiger (keeps you running)
(+3) location based alarms
(+8, -2) Lock up water bottle/stash for runners.
(+3) Long distance cheek pincher.
 Martini child sipper cap.
(+5) Mental Hospital Vacation
(+6, -5) metered ears
(+27, -1)(+27, -1)(+27, -1) mommy
(+1) mostly not sugar
(+9)(+9) my peeps - email sorted by people
(+12, -5) mythical scapegoat race
(+3, -2) national anti-rent alliance
(+7) national day of humour and mockery
(+1) New York City Ballet
 Nicotine injections
(+81, -4)(+81, -4)(+81, -4) Nightshift Towers
(+5, -2) No addiction drug cycle packs
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Non-wussie stuffed animals
(+1) notebooks that look like pulp fiction
(+5, -1) Offline Online Pawn Shop
(+4) old fashioned cellphone
(+5) online database of bike trails
(+1, -3) Optional Filters
(+16)(+16) organic, responsive, bioengineered sidewalk
(+1) Paceplayer
 placebo prescription
(+2) plant kennel
(+5, -1) pointy bra
(+5, -1) Postmodern History Map
(-1) pre-written diary III
(+1) primal porcelain stomach-bed
(+5) Print your own Post-it Notes
 rain shield
(+21, -4)(+21, -4) Random Foreign Policy
(+14, -7) Real blind dates
(+4, -3) Red/Blue buying system
 restaurant at the top
(+15)(+15) revolving door human sampler
(+25)(+25)(+25) Rolling average scale.
(+6, -1) shaken' dog car
(+5, -2) shared browser histories for friends
(+9)(+9) shirt bag thing and club fashion thingy
(+4, -2) shoppers you are free
(+1) Shrinking Rubber Paper
(+3) sidewalk shadow play
 slice of life
 smart train
(+17, -5)(+17, -5) SPEE (Standardized Presidential/Parliamentary Entrance Exam)
(+2) Spiral staircase elevator
(+3) State of Mind
(+13, -3)(+13, -3) Stationary Elevator
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Street Math
(+80, -14)(+80, -14)(+80, -14) stuff that gets sad when stolen
(+2, -1) (subtile wedding)
 Subway shunter doors
 sunken scanner well
 tax ID for bums
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Telegram reaction video.
(+2) The Definitive Guide to Secular American Holidays
(+5, -4) The new trend: "direct drinking"
(+7, -1) Think Tank Inc.
(+7, -2) translation exchange
(+3) TV/VCR ad filter user network.
(+3) unexpected start kit
(+14, -3)(+14, -3) urban jungle (gym)
 Velcro seizure pillow with rubber bit
(+12)(+12) Verifiable screenshots
(+1) Walk'n Wright
(+5, -7) Water in Pill Form
(+4, -1) Whimpering pleading homework papers.
(+8)(+8) Why do I talk like this?
(+18, -1)(+18, -1) WWF style Total Anarchy New York City Marathon
 

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