Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Agent 008 of Seven

some folks are larger than life.
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“008 of Seven is single, has no female friends (or indeed any friends at all), lives with his mother, collects edged weapons and likes to dress in black a lot).”

This is a perfect character for an all out spy film with all the trimmings. Animatronic rattlesnakes, Artillery Golf, the sneaky Bread Pen, the colored smoke rocket and the list goes on. (just take a peak at his profile page before it self destructs)

As usual there can be many plots for a spy film, and this character will mold himself into the proper spy befitting the occasion. His wit and tenacity will overcome his enemies and he will try not to use too many explosives, though that is rarely possible!

So sit back And enjoy some of the movies. We have * Drama at 35,000 feet*; *Fiddlercrab Earth mover*;* Google Moleview* and other exciting titles to browse from.

The Halfbaked theater serves croissants and deboned fish, which is why it is often overrun with cats. Just ignore the cats and watch this spy get his man!

xandram, Sep 08 2021

Austin Powers https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5vsANcS4Ml8
the ultimate agent [xenzag, Sep 09 2021]

the whole camel thing Strandbeest_20_93donkey_94_20rides
[pertinax, Sep 14 2021]

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       A Bond/Borg crossover, when it's *our* Borg, should include an element of dessert pornography. Peaks of freshly whipped meringue would be shown in silhouette during the opening titles, as would the languid extrusion of creme patissiere from an icing bag. Mid-plot, the protagonist would be brought almost undone by a gateau fatal, which would turn out to have more layers than first appeared, but he would prevail, and the closing credits would see him being shipped safely homeward in a bathtub full of trifle.
pertinax, Sep 09 2021
  

       Hopefully, mum, the queen of the hive, isn't a sphere parent.
wjt, Sep 09 2021
  

       We appear to all have wildly different concepts of agent 008/7.   

       I picture him more as a previous military man with a penchant for history finding himself sleuthing modern cases based on what has been forgotten by most.   

       Marauder He Wrote...   

       I think there would be a lot more talking about explosions than actually using them. Extended dialogue carefully planning the sequence of shaped charges and det cord required to stun the zoo-keeper, take down the fences and walls and unlock the snake house door, and discussing possible problems with this. We would see examples of the different charges and fuses but then the scene would cut to a deserted Milton Keynes bus station where we have to wait half an hour for a connecting service, the coffee kiosk is shut and it is raining outside.
pocmloc, Sep 09 2021
  

       I knew I could count on some of you to add to this wonderful narrative! I love all the annotations and I’m sure he would too.
xandram, Sep 09 2021
  

       Tearing him away from his comfy couch and favorite duvet, where his big fluffy kitten, likes to lie whilst licking his whiskers, might prove to be more difficult than staring in the next big blockbuster.
blissmiss, Sep 09 2021
  

       Borg bait
not_morrison_rm, Sep 10 2021
  

       Sadly, all such bait is now in vain. Watch this:   

       I hereby declare my pride in my great grandfather Llewelyn, a Victorian industrialist of Castell-nedd ("Neath"), in Glamorgan!   

       {Steps outside, allows ample time for targeting systems to lock on, removes helmet}.   

       {Goes back inside, comes out again cuddling a borrowed cat}.   

       ...
pertinax, Sep 10 2021
  

       ...   

       You see? Nothing.
pertinax, Sep 11 2021
  

       Don't look now, but there's a ghost messing with your gas tank.
Voice, Sep 11 2021
  

       // A Bond/Borg crossover, when it's *our* Borg, should include an element of dessert pornography. Peaks of freshly whipped meringue would be shown in silhouette during the opening titles, as would the languid extrusion of creme patissiere from an icing bag. Mid-plot, the protagonist would be brought almost undone by a gateau fatal, which would turn out to have more layers than first appeared, but he would prevail, and the closing credits would see him being shipped safely homeward in a bathtub full of trifle. //   

       Spoiler alert?!?!?
PauloSargaco, Sep 13 2021
  

       It won't spoil if you put enough sherry in it.
pertinax, Sep 13 2021
  

       //Peaks of freshly whipped meringue//   

       The camera pans back.   

       Revealing the meringue peaks are the humps of a camel, that's wearing sunglasses, a fez & a worried expression,
Skewed, Sep 13 2021
  

       Ah, yes; a reference to <link> ?
pertinax, Sep 14 2021
  

       That (& perhaps one other) was in my mind yes :)
Skewed, Sep 14 2021
  

       Driving a sports tank at high speed (and only getting temporarily stuck in the hatch).   

       Convincing the Borg to use gunpowder explosives instead of lasers.   

       The villain is actually a cat. As in, the cat which the human is holding is the actual mastermind.   

       Configuring a wireless router to get Alexa to work inside the bank vault to automatically turn on the lights.   

       High stakes trivia quiz bowl in a casino, with questions about Star Trek and technology.
sninctown, Sep 14 2021
  

       ^ hah… you guys are awesome and I picture all these annotations as a scene in the movie! Thank you.
xandram, Sep 14 2021
  
      
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