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You know those long strands of condoms that you get from the health department--the one's that are connected like rolls of stamps? They mix and intertwine like a big unruly pile of paperclips in your night stand, creating an unmanagable tangle that can put the kibosh on an otherwise spontaneous, amorous
event. Say "GOODBYE" to clutter forever!
Introducing the revolutionary
follow the "CONDOM COZY" link below to see the product
These cute, discrete condom dispensers keep clutter to a minimum, while adding a certain "je ne sais quoi" to any decor. Made in the U.S.A. from virtually indestructible plastic, the Condom Cozy eliminates disorder by dispensing Condoms in one simple movement.
They come in a variety of novel shapes and sizes. If you can work a tape dispenser, you can work the Condom Cozy.
Don't be caught with your pants down,
Get your Condom Cozy today!!!!
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[veryvermilion, Oct 17 2004]
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||I call mine the bed-side table. Oh, and category: Health: Birth Control ???? [+-] Nice illustrations, though.
||You would certainly need an indicator to let you know if you're almost out...
||tom co. is a fictional company--i'm not working now, so I fill my time putting together cheesy websites. It's better than smoking crack.
||This reminds me somewhat of the knitted dollies etc that old ladies with floral patterned wallpaper in their water closets use to hide the Unutterable Shame of the Loose Toilet Roll.
||Ohhh, the link doesn't work!
||I had a friend that wanted to make a device to dispense condoms, AND put them on his penis for him. Good idea, but frankly, I'd be nervous to have much any mechanical equippment moving in that region.