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CGI software and image manipulation is now becoming so
good and so affordable
that, so we are told, we will soon not be able to trust any
video. Anyone's face
can appear on anyone's body, doing anything with or to
anyone else. Fake news
At the same time, we are told that hackers
can video us all
webcams, and use the video to blackmail or embarrass us.
Real news gone bad.
Fortunately, there is a simple way to combine the mad fake
news and the bad
real news in such a way that they mutually annihilate.
Simply upload a series of
high-quality photographs of yourself, from several different
FakeMe.com. Ensure that the photographs are clear, in
focus, and against a
FakeMe.com will promote itself as a site from which would-
be video fakers can
download image sets ideally suited to the creation of fake
videos. This usage will
be actively encouraged, and the site itself will use your
images to create a
sample video of you in conversation with the pope, or riding
a giraffe. Or vice versa.
Now, when blackmailed with a video of yourself dancing
naked to Abba in your
own bedroom, you can simply point out that - since your
images are hosted on
FakeMe.com - anyone could have faked that video.
||Hmmm... You realise this service is not -currently- active? So you can't use it for your defense in your current ongoing disputes.
||The amount you owe doubled last night, by the way.
||// h a video of yourself dancing naked to Abba in your own bedroom, //
||Abba are no longer together as a group, and after the two "Mamma Mia" movies there's little else you can do to embarras and humiliate them. Try blackmailing someone else.
||//The amount you owe doubled last night// Oh, all right. 48p
is on its way to you. But I want the negatives back.
||// try blackmailing someone else. //
[+] to 8th and to Max.
||Real tears in memory of Max
||Oh yeah. He left a rather humongous footprint on this