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A lawnmower, similar in function to a Roomba, that runs
around the yard and cuts the lawn... or at least pretends to
cut it.
LASER-guided and largely harmless, it just skims a bit off
the long ends and deposits a pile of lawn clippings at the
back steps each day, without scalping the lawn
or chopping
up the tennis balls and sundry tools and shit the kids leave
lying about.
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