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Tired of airport baggage/body searches? Help clean our enviroment and save on fuel, while avoiding long lines and Government buraucracy
FLY CANADIAN ! With a light weight harness supporting just two passengers seated in T V equipped 'Lazy Boys',attached and carried by A 'Gaggle' of geese,(Genus:Kanuckia)
you'll experience the serenity of low level flight to Cancun or Rio D' Janero.while sipping on Espresso Alfresco.
The virtually soundless propulsion is furnished by real Canadien geese tethered in a graceful 'Vee' formation, is described by many as Poultry in Motion. (Or, Cut Loose with the Use of the Goose
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Todays inflight movie will be Goose Busters. |
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Is that an African or European goose? |
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geese!... I mean, Geez! What have you been smoking? |
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I think you would probably need a small airship to make the passengers both aerodynamic and bouyant. Your flying birds should be as large as possible - when I've used this idea in fantasy role-playing games I've always used giant geese. |
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"virtually soundless" - hardly. |
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This reminded me of Monty Burn's model plane, the Spruce Goose. Alas, no croissant for you. |
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Would an umbrella be provided to avoid white rain? |
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Oh and I'll help [bluto] out ). |
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//Is that an African or European goose?// |
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That sounds really familiar, [Cedar Park]. What's the reference? |
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snarf, when in doubt, guess Python. |
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you're thinking parrots, waugs. |
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<starting cylcle again> African or European? <starting cylcle again> |
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[po]: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Scene 1. Knowwhatimean? Say no more, say no more! |
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What has Python ever done for us? |
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