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Foreskin Armature Implant

Bendy sculptural implant for the foreskin.
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Now I don't have a full blown sample, but I do have something there and this provided me with hours of creative fun and entertainment as a kid in the bathtub, shaping my penis into different characters, a theater of one. Many an hour I would consternate as the puppet master over direction, guiding my partially hooded leading member through an improvised tradge-comedic repertoire. Sadly I was a kid before cell phone cameras and so all of those cobras, nuns and shadow theater figures were lost to posterity. Would that I could have had a foreskin armature implant to have saved some of the greatest hits of those poses, they really were subtlety nuanced as I remember, at least to be able to save them for a second opinion, rather than have to wonder whether my high opinion of my own talents was a little biased.

This might lead to penis-theater -- cellphone edited video with only penises for actors.

JesusHChrist, Feb 18 2014

Damn http://www.puppetry...html_site/video.htm
[JesusHChrist, Feb 19 2014]

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       Heh-heh...votes but no annos...
normzone, Feb 18 2014

       The hooded knight lives on...   

       You have brought back to me the bubbly bath-time equine-y solo shadow puppet theater explorations of youth.
I'm not sure that's a good thing, but it is certainly a thing,... and you have done it.

Sometimes as a wee (heh I said wee) one, I would pinch the end closed to see how much it would inflate while urinating.

       for science, y'know?...   

       Fuck. I just said that out loud, didn't I?   

       Dear diary...   

       Aw jeez.   

       We must never cross streams. Bad things will happen I just know it.   

not_morrison_rm, Feb 18 2014

blissmiss, Feb 18 2014

Grogster, Feb 19 2014

pocmloc, Feb 19 2014

       //Armature// Sp.: Immature
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 20 2014


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