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Grey aliens [1] are the most commonly encountered type of space alien by humans,
accounting for 43% of reported alien encounters in the US [2]. The similarity in the
configuration of their bodies to that of ours and the observed variation in their
bodies have been difficult to explain, and have
led many to believe that the
reported encounters did not actually occur. [1§Evolutionary feasibility debate]
In the context of human colonization beyond our solar system, it has been proposed
that we send humans who are genetically modified to be better adapted to the
environments they will find on the planets they are to colonize. [3][4][5][6]
Time travel may exist in the future, especially with the explosion of technology
that is just starting these days and will likely be enhanced a great deal by having
many more billions of humans on several planets developing technology.
Therefore, I propose a theory to explain Greys: They are distant-future genetically
modified descendants of humans who come back in time to visit us, possibly even
to plant the seeds of their own existence.
This is effectively the inverse of another theory that has been proposed and
declared nonsensical: They visited Earth throughout our evolutionary history and
guided our evolution to produce beings similar to themselves. [1§Evolutionary
feasibility debate][7]
[1] Wikipedia: Grey alien
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_alien [notexactly, Apr 01 2016]
[2] Close encounters of the fourth kind : alien abduction, UFOs, and the conference at M.I.T.
https://www.worldca...t-mit/oclc/32390030 cited by [1] [notexactly, Apr 01 2016]
[3] Genetic Literacy Project: Genetically engineering life forms to travel and colonize space
https://www.genetic...and-colonize-space/ [notexactly, Apr 01 2016]
[4] The Future of Human Evolution: Human Genetic Engineering and Adaptability: The Ultimate Weapon of Survival
http://futurehumane...apting-for-survival [notexactly, Apr 01 2016]
[5] Space.com: Biologist: Space Travelers Can Benefit From Genetic Engineering
http://www.space.co...ic-engineering.html "Biologist" being J. Craig Venter [notexactly, Apr 01 2016]
[6] Institute for Ethics & Emerging Technologies: Modified Humans: the Most Cost-Efficient Way to Colonize Space
http://ieet.org/ind...e/pelletier20120630 [notexactly, Apr 01 2016]
[7] Wikipedia: Prometheus (2012 film)
https://en.wikipedi...metheus_(2012_film) [notexactly, Apr 01 2016]
THE GREY ALIEN / HUMAN EVOLVED THEORY
http://arcturi.com/...nevolvedtheory.html This is, [notexactly], not exactly an original concept. [tatterdemalion, Apr 02 2016]
Repo Man (1984)
https://www.youtube...watch?v=vRJ5cCP0ZPE Movie CLIP - Flying Saucers & Time Machines [tatterdemalion, Apr 02 2016]
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//not as crazy as it sounds// -- obligatory [marked-for-tagline] |
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So, you're suggesting that in the future, anal probing
will become some sort of craze? |
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How do I un-see the resultant biometric crossover cable? |
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The grey aliens are frequently described as being
telepathic. Where did we get the genes for that? Also,
they seem to only fly at night, and are described as having
huge eyes, implying they are nocturnal. Why would we
need to do that to our descendants? |
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If only there were some way of capturing those gray aliens, finding out how much they owe and making them pay. |
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// I propose that we dont keep the knowledge in our
heads... Then when we fart, our understanding joins the air
out there... // |
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So our brains are cloud transceivers and farting updates the
knowledge bank in the cloud. I love it. Genius! |
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This would make cows amongst the greatest
contributors to earthly knowledge. |
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Also, isn't it more likely that the grey aliens would be
genetically modified elephants or dolphins? A
dolphin might find hands very useful, whereas a
human would not find it useful to become grey. |
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