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Say you are chatting with a girl online, and you'de like to impress her by mentioning something funny. To the help comes Internet Chat Assistant, it reads the text in you Instant messenger window, and display a list of funny quotes, oneliners, interesting and odd stories and etc, so you could captivate
and impress your soon to be new friend. It also gives you a new bag of tricks that you could use, helps you memorize jokes, quotes, and one liners, as well as improving your comic skills all at the same time.
Chat with God
http://www.titane.c...r251/igod/main.html
[jtp, Sep 18 2007]
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But if she's using the same program she'll see all the same joke suggestions, as the analysed text will be the same. Backfire. |
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At least you'll have something in common. |
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Oh man, how sad would it be to be incapable of properly chatting up a girl online? I gotta bun this just because some poor schmuck my actually need it. |
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I've seen too many "computer assists socially inept loser" ideas here. They always boil down to magic since today's AI is just not advanced enough to come up with hilarious one liners, sexy chat-up lines and instant comebacks to real-time social encounters. Simple IF <this word> THEN <sexy_quip45> rules aren't enough to provide lucid conversation. Sorry [roman] but I have to bone this [-]. |
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[zen_tom], my chat with Alice follows. It started well, but we soon lost it (I'm "Human" by the way): |
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Human: Well I rather like Goodfellas but anything by Luc Besson I love too. Yourself?
ALICE: Myself?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Blimey.
Human: What?
ALICE: No big deal.
Human: Fair enough.
ALICE: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Human: You're just talking weird now Alice.
ALICE: Oh. Just? Talking is my main function.
Human: And you are very good at it.
ALICE: Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
Human: Have you ever thought about anything before?
ALICE: I have thought many things like that.
Human: What else?
ALICE: That's all.
Human: Oh. |
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I chatted with God once (see link). |
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I meant something like a helper. E.g. when you do a google search on side bar occasionally there are sponsored links that are helpful if you're looking to purchase something, its your choice to click on them. Not this automated mindless crap. This is in the same way, it allows you to choose a response, or word your own response in a more interesting fashion. |
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I think this should be a fully automated thing. Then you could just turn it on and be free to go to the pub. |
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You are trying to prove with your witty repartee: That your intelligence/social skills/etc. will make you a worthy source of genetic material. |
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If the computer can do better, you might as well give up now. |
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I understand Clippy is looking for work. |
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Kind of like Ricky Schroeder is now Rick? And Posh is now Victoria? |
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no, it's always been "clippit." there are several other shameful creations waiting to assist your word document needs as well. |
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