h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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Well, it's not bad, but true halfbaked power methods require the use of piezo... and hamsters. Nuclear is also a plus. |
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You install piezo baffles in the drain, and the differnetial pressures from the cycling water produces fluctuations in the power source. |
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A set of transistors measures the fluctuating voltages, and this actuates the nuclear-powered automated hamster feeding machine. The hamsters (Cleverly hidden in the door) then run on a piezo coated hamster wheel to generate the power needed to lift the weight to give you the desired going down power. |
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This provides you with the added benefit of having a mostly clear hamster cage door to the bathroom, so everyone can watch in the event of a face- down- trip- to- the- emergency- room causing misshap. |
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damn! what was i thinking. Simple turbine
generators?! I'm so naive. I bow to your
half baking over-complicate-ability. |
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