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Mind Boggles

Think, damn it!
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You know when you thump your head with the heel of your hand while muttering, “Think, damn it! Think!”?

Instead, put on a pair of mind boggles -- two soft orbs attached to your head with an elastic band. A solenoid connected to a lead weight inside each orb fires at the push of a button (located on the wrist strap) giving your head enough of a jolt to make you think.

AO, Apr 18 2003


       We've done a head-slapper before (I think). Got blown away when [blissmiss] left (I think).
phoenix, Apr 18 2003

       My mind boggles better when I sleep on it, not when I'm under stress at the thought of being zapped.. So I'll pass, thank you.
DrCurry, Apr 18 2003

       "Honey, where are my mind boggles?" <sound effect> smacking forehead </sound effect> "Think, damnit, think!"
k_sra, Apr 18 2003

       you've left them on the top of your head as per usual.
po, Apr 18 2003

       A pair? When I just want to hurry up and think I use one hand to boggle. But when I’ve made some horrible blunder, I use two. What you’ve got here is the blunder-boggle.
ldischler, Apr 21 2003

       "Du hast mein WunderBoggles gegessen!"
k_sra, Apr 22 2003

       Or, If you strap a game of 'Boggle' to your head, the letters may flip to the answer you seek. A magic 8-ball with more possible answers...
RayfordSteele, Apr 22 2003

       [MrK] why are you qouting the Pointer Sisters in german?


       //I'm so excited, I just can't hide it, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it// ?

I won't vote for it unless I can use it on someone else's elf or it explodes.
ato_de, Apr 22 2003

       I don't want to be pedantic, but isn't this really a de-boggler?
pluterday, Apr 23 2003


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