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Ninja Movers

Call ahead...
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After calling ahead to set up the movers, a little time passes. Not a lot, just enough for you to relax.

Then... HAAAIIIIIII! Ninjas spring out of no-where when you least expect it, utilizing thier martial arts skills to put on a fantastic show! Fighting each other, using the furniture as obstacles, they go into combat with your priceless Ming-Dynasty vase! Not to worry! They are masters. It is tossed when one ninja strikes, and caught by another, and it is somehow manuevered from the fighting into a nicely padded box.

With flips and kicks and chops, things are moved and packed away, all whilst melee-fighting. All objects nestled safely away in boxes, with absolutely no breakages; these ninjas being black belt masters.

When all things are packed, they grab the boxes and leap off into the shadows.....

You go to your new house/home as fast as you can, not wanting to miss the finale, where they unpack and do the entire thing backwards!

DesertFox, Mar 07 2005


       Inspired by a potpourri shotgun and Theif in the Night Movers.
DesertFox, Mar 07 2005

       Their moving technique is unstoppable.
Soterios, Mar 07 2005

       Martial Arts Movers will do well, too.
DesertFox, Mar 08 2005

       Ninjai sounds better as plural of ninja than ninja.
DesertFox, Mar 08 2005

       True Ninja perfection - can they have ninja music playing at the same time as they do this and employ a team of travelling sound-effect technicians to dub in the correct fighting sounds? It would be perfectly acceptable for the ninjas to operate in whispery silence, but for full scale battle, we can allow a bit of sword-on-sword, a few hayas and the occasional hwooarr! [+] btw
zen_tom, Mar 08 2005

       Interesting idea - what's the criteria for ninja? 'Must be able to do backflips' or 'must know loads of martial arts'?
froglet, Mar 08 2005


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