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A handsome, otherwise undetectable toupee with mechanisms to make it spin, stand up, flip over and blow steam from underneith. The user would push the appropriate buttons hidden in his pocket that activate these mechanisms to punctuate his reaction to various situations.
Sounds would accompany
these motions. A siren whistle for the spin, orchestra sting minor chord for it standing up and steamboat whistle for the steam obviously. A wolf whistle would accompany the flip.
||wouldn't it be neat, that thing I saw in the 3 Stooges movies ?
||Writhing Medusa dreadlocks would be a bit hair raising .