h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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Graaains... Graaaaaaaaaains... |
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It all depends on what you decide is "modern". |
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Prehistoric cereal might consist of coarsely ground seed kernels. |
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Pre-Raphaelite cereal would break from classical serving suggestions. |
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Futurist cereal would have a big cubist picture of the common man (or woman) triumphantly lifting their bowl infront of a stylised dawn of a new age - stickers found inside the box might feature bold geometric iconry. Like a big Nazi version of the Quaker-Oats Scotsman. |
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Brit-Art cereal would come in an inside-out cereal box, filled with concrete, sectioned to expose a rotting lamb, sawn in half, covered in bees. |
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On a bed soaked in piss and littered with used
syringes and condoms? |
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Also thinking of prehistoric cereal in various degrees, e.g. spores because seed plants have yet to evolve. |
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So had grass... which kinda rules out cereal. |
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Ah, but what's ancestral to it? Maybe sedges? And then back through basal angiosperms to spore-bearing plants. Eventually you'd just be drinking primordial soup. |
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Even farther back and you'll be eating STARS. That'd be sweet... |
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//Like a big Nazi version of the Quaker-Oats Scotsman// |
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