Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Rocket Assist Ballet

Longer jumps, faster spins, adds that element of danger that's missing from the ballet.
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The dancers come out with rockets on their back, ankles, wrists all strategically placed to greatly enhance the dancer's moves when ignited.

1,000 RPM pirouettes, 60 foot grande jeté, (I looked up ballet moves online) 80 mph tour en l'air etc. The possibilities are limited only by the choreographer's creativity and basic human decency.

I'd go.

doctorremulac3, Sep 16 2016


       Recklessly unsafe and inadvisable employment of pyrotechnics, liable to result in serious injury.   

8th of 7, Sep 16 2016

       ^ what the Borg said. [+]
whatrock, Sep 16 2016

       You're mad! +
blissmiss, Sep 17 2016

       Not the first time I've heard that. ;)
doctorremulac3, Sep 17 2016

       Hmm: "it ain't over 'til the fat lady explodes" (inspired by [bigsleep]).
Has a nice ring to it...
neutrinos_shadow, Sep 18 2016


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