h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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You might want to get in touch with an Egyptian
mortician. |
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I'm sure a small piece of wire mesh would prevent any lumps of brain matter from being sucked out and causing damage to the vacuum cleaner. |
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The problem is that the soft tissues collapse and occlude air flow. Although that makes a very attention-getting sound. |
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Just add a hole in the side of the tube that you can
partially cover with your hand to regulate the suction
applied to your nose. |
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hmm, you could cut the end off of one of those dental irrigation syringes and suck the snot out that way. |
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A regulator would be a given but when would a snotty baby venn a commercial workshop? |
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This is for me, not for the kid. |
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...or you could use a nasal tampon, a nampon if you will. |
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Definitely det cord, then. |
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The older Egyptians had tools to pull the brain out through the nose to make their mummies. This sounds like a vast improvement on that technology. |
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(Throw away that brain stuff. He'll have no need of it in the afterlife.) |
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When would an intelligent person, with a contagion, venn a comercial workshop? you bigger ... . |
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// to make their mummies // |
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How did they make their daddies, then ? |
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// He'll have no need of it in the afterlife. // |
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It's pretty clear he's got no need of it now ... |
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