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You enter the maze. Which way shall you go? Left? Right? Forward? The only clues are in the inkblots on the doors. Everyone knows there is no right answer... Or is there? You look at one. It looks like a rabbit, getting eaten by a bird. Doesn't look promising. The next one looks like a musician
who's died. Not that one. The next looks promising. It looks like a man adressing a crowd.
You go through the right door (man adressing crowd). Inside is... Pauline Hansen and her One Nation lunacy...
You can't win! Next door!
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||How come every idea has to mention Bush, froglet? Is that what you dream about every night?
||Uh. No [tc], most of my ideas do NOT contain anything about Bush. I shall change it so that your eyes are not soiled.
||Most of my dreams involve Bush, but I
didn't realize it was meant to be
||Then you're not doing it right :)