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Or you could have all the staples coated with black powder, except for the last five staples in the stapler. |
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Or you could coat all the staples and use the impulse to drive
them into the paper, AHAHAHA, MUHWHAHAHAH ! YOu FOOLS !
WE'LL STAPLE YOU ALL ! ALL ! |
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This could be developed further. With enough black
powder and some suitable mechanism, the recoil
could be harnessed to create a semi-automatic
stapler capable of perhaps 20-50 staplings per
second. |
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So not merely an echo of Office Deep Throat? |
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Suddenly some of the stapler arguments in Office Space become weaponized, although Office Deep Throat could be the wrong title. |
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// it could replace the staple sound with a duck quack. |
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You would need to use a different stapler when there are ducks nearby. |
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Just don't use them on the ducks please...not good.
Otherwise a great idea. |
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Black powder can't be ignited by impact. Cap gun caps
use mercury or silver fulminate, IIRC. Use one of those. |
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I have noticed that some boxes of tissues have
colored tissues at the bottom. I conclude this is a
signal that you are running low. But not just the last
one - the last 10 or so. Probably a series of the final
staples should have a signifier as is proposed. |
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