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Turn men's heads - upside down

Reverse skin and scalp hair
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Many men do not like to lose hair on their scalps but much prefer hair loss on the rest of their bodies, and some men go bald for hormonal reasons. Skin can be expanded by implants. This suggests a further option.

Firstly, swap chin and scalp hair. Then the hair on the scalp will grow and the chin hair will fall out. No more need to shave and a good, healthy but rather peculiar head of hair.

Secondly, expand hair on head and transplant it to the rest of the body in stages, leading to a gorilla-like appearance which then resolves as the whole body goes bald and the naked male human beneath is revealed. Saves on heating.

nineteenthly, Oct 28 2024

Like this? https://wimpoleclin...0to%20extract%20it.
[21 Quest, Oct 29 2024]

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       There was a Borscht Belt comedian who advised bald men to "Let your eyebrows grow long and sweep them back over your head."
minoradjustments, Oct 28 2024
  

       Isn't this basically what hair plugs are? I remember the comedian Jimmy Carr describing a similar procedure he used to cure his receding hairline.
21 Quest, Oct 29 2024
  

       [+]
Voice, Oct 29 2024
  

       Daft. Love it. “saves on heating” [+]
Frankx, Oct 30 2024
  

       // Isn't this basically what hair plugs are? //   

       Somewhat similar to hair plugs but over a wider area and manufactured to cover a larger portion of the body.
nineteenthly, Oct 30 2024
  

       I see no problems at all with this mass hairmmigration.   


 

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