Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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dream catcher alarm

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alarm clock where the mechanism of wakification is vaccuum administered to the head. The novel and intense stimuation could likely reduce the need for a snooze period. Also, those with a spiritual leaning could be assured all of there dreams would be contained in the devices HEPA grade collection bag
bob, Jul 28 2017


       And what is the spiritual leaning for? We need to have an accurate assessment of it's position on the burning issues of the day.
normzone, Jul 28 2017

       So, rather like a CPAP mask with the polarity reversed?
RayfordSteele, Jul 28 2017

       // wakification //   

       We don't think that's a proper word, even in the Unificated Status of George W. Bushica ...   

       // vaccuum //   

       And that's DEFINITELY not a proper word ...
8th of 7, Jul 28 2017

       As you may know the laws of magic to not always square up with the common rules of physics chemistry, or correct spelling. I can assure you that "Vaccuum" is a proper terminology amongst many bigfoot experts, serpent lubricators and Womyn everywhere.
bob, Jul 29 2017

       // serpent lubricators //   

       Now we're intrigued, and strangely aroused.   

       Where can serpent lubricators - professional or amateur - be encountered ?
8th of 7, Jul 29 2017


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