globaltourniquet

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e-mail for sharing the collective woe of this desperate universe: zedseaworm at yahoo.com

[Apr 11 2001, last modified Aug 28 2007]

Anti-Terrorism Program (+4, -10)
Arena Pool (+13, -1)
Auto-shagger and homing balls (+5)
Auto-shake stick (+6)
Baby Autochanger Diapering System (+10)
Bad Remake Reduction Regulation (+12, -2)
Better Tennis Scoring (+8, -1)
Blindball (+2, -3)
Bluetooth retro handset (+1)
Cabletown (+4, -1)
Captain Mayonnaise (+5, -2)
Car pipe organ (+8)
Carjack Victim Ticket Avoidance System (+4, -2)
"cell phonership" of ringtones (+3, -2)
Ciggie-Butt Returner (+11, -1)
City Umbrellas (+3)
Color Changing Car (+9, -1)
Common Sense Amendment (+4, -13)
Confederate Flag "Heritage" Program (+7, -6)
Database of everything (+5, -4)
Death's Head Baseball (+2)
Dennis Miller obscure reference pop-up system (+2, -2)
Desert Island Disk Delivery Service (+18)
Dial-a-flavor soda bottles (+5, -2)
Didgeridirigible (+18, -1)
Difference Combo Pool (+3, -2)
Disappearing Toner (+6)
Drive-in IMAX Theatre (+4, -2)
Dungeons and Atheists (+5, -4)
Earth Ball (+4)
Earth rotation as renewable energy source (+3, -7)
Electret Bladder Engine (0)
Field Goal Improvement (+2, -4)
Fish Guillotine (+5, -4)
Fish Tank Puzzle (+5)
fonetyk speling (+1, -4)
Football Chess (+6)
Gang Signs (+1, -3)
Gawk-cam (+4, -4)
Ghost Research Project Scam (+9, -2)
Global ceiling (+9, -4)
Grocery Checkout History Challenge (+12, -3)
Haiku Channel (+7, -3)
Half-baker of the Year (-8)
Half-bakery Zeitgeist Calendar (+2, -1)
Happy Cuddle Bakery (+7, -4)
HB Auto-Google (+4, -1)
Healthy Woman's Hearty Meal (+1, -4)
Hedonist party (+9, -7)
Herbal Anti-gullibility Supplement (+23, -2)
Heterosexual male accidental mutual eye-contact relief/assurance gesture (+32, -14)
HMO Laundromat (+5)
Idea Inspiration Type Idioms (+10, -2)
Iraqi Statehood (+2, -9)
Jeeb-Ponk-Fwee (+9, -8)
Karma Expediters, Inc. (+5, -3)
Kick yourself (+4, -7)
Kind Red Kindred (The Diplodrome) (+32, -2)
King from a Vending Machine (+5, -1)
Kong for a day (+26)
Lake Polo (+3)
Laser Ball (+3)
Lawnmower TV (+3)
Lego Autobuilder System (+7)
Life outside the half-bakery (+1, -6)
Lobe Fish (+5, -8)
Lunchroom Microwave Oven with User Name and Password Access (+5, -1)
Marriage License Test (+9)
Meatball Flight (+1, -3)
Medicated Hair Loss For Men (+5, -1)
Money Bins (-3)
Moratorium on Gerund and Gerund Phrase Movie Titles (+3, -2)
Morning Half-baking (+7)
Musical Blox (+2)
My First Double-Slit Box (+9)
Neo-Socratic Government (+3, -11)
Pack My Bag For Me (dot com) (+19, -1)
Parchessy (+4)
Playoff system admitting every team with a positive record (+3, -1)
Post more programming ideas (+3, -3)
Programming Curriculum Improvement (+11)
Public presidential candidate decision-making simulations (+2, -2)
Repair Pangaea (+9, -6)
Returning with aplomb (+10)
Running of the bulls/Tomato throwing festival combo (+2)
Running with the robots (+12, -1)
Rush Hour Social Club (+6, -1)
School kid pick-up express (+1, -1)
Schrodinger's Soup (+6, -7)
Sharkball (+3)
Slideshow T-shirt (+4, -1)
Smart Billboards; Free Cars (+1, -4)
Smearball (+2, -1)
Smells Like Half Bakery (+11, -1)
Spelling License (+7, -4)
Square-wheeled Car (+4, -4)
Surreal Film Noir (+14, -3)
Teen Repellent Alarm Socks (+1, -4)
The backside zipper (+1, -4)
The Half-X Men (+1, -4)
The HB "ConvictedKillerContest" Filter (-4)
The Lucky Locator (+14, -5)
The Productivity Game (+5)
Theory of subjective time perception (+14, -1)
Three Trillion Dollars (+6, -6)
Toaster Shoes (+5, -9)
U.S. Annex of Baja California (+8, -2)
Ultimate Combo (+2, -4)
Walk your Shark (+3, -2)
Water Closet Newspaper Caddy (+2, -5)
Weapon Bed (+1, -2)
Weekly top ten (+4, -2)
Who Sings That? (+9, -2)
WIBNI-Man (+3, -3)
Wintertime Kickbacker Coat (+1, -1)
Wrong-way Tire Damage Spike Protection (+4, -1)
Zorbchinko (+4)

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