Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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I may be stupid, but when I look my self in the mirror, and when I wake up in the morning, and when I look all around, I realize one thing, and this one thing is all that's really important... and that one thing is......... what was I trying to say?


Pronounced "lumpy" if you're American or "looomP-ie" if you're British.... at least that's the way I imagine it.

[Aug 29 2001, last modified Mar 12 2002]

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