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Computer tech by day, sound sleeper by night, Liberally-Conservative Libertarian pretty much all the time.
Attracted to bad puns, curvy women, and shiny objects. Attractive to every other object in the universe proportional to the inverse of the distance between us squared.
Likes taking ideas that people are too lazy to change, and changing them. Dvorak keyboards, constructed languages, calendar reform -- he wishes he thought of those before anyone else.
Details subject to change without notice, but are more likely to change with plenty of advance warning.
[Mar 24 2002]