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Expensive, difficult, slightly dangerous, not particularly effective... I'm on a roll.
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Most devices are aimed at preventing or stifling snoring, but
not the Dino-snore system which uses it to great advantage.
Picture the scene - you're camping out in a wooded area
frequented by dangerous beasts, but you have no fear of
nocturnal attack, because you are a persistent snorer.
settle down for your night's sleep you wrap the comfortable
Dino-snore microphone pick-up around your throat area and
put in your ear plugs. As you begin to snore and splutter in
your sleep, the signal is picked up and transmitted to an
amplifier/speaker system that blares it into the
striking blind terror and fear in all those who hear the
dreaded sawing sound echoing into the night. You have
become the Dino-snore of Darkness that none shall go near.
||I don't need this, according to my wife at least.
||absolutely hillarious [+] ... but practically not good at all
||...loud enough to make the earth tremble...
||I know just the person,he always wanted to screech like a Tyrannosaurus....