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Well, I guess you could do a Shrek thing and pull them out and eat in them in front of your in-laws, which ought to get a rise out of them. |
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Hardly, [Brau], any kid knows from
experience that earwax
tastes horrible. |
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//any kid knows from experience that earwax tastes horrible.// |
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Damn yeah. Although I don't understand why you single-out kids in that statement, I still agree with you. |
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So cram a couple of gummy worms into your ear, and eat the other ends that hang down. |
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Yeah, until they melt in your ears. It gets hot at concerts, with the press of bodies and lack of ventilation (at indoor concerts). Now I've never had a Gummie melt on my skin, but I've had to dig melted Gummie Bears out of some tight spaces on the planes I used to work on, particularly under the dual rails in the cargo compartment (damn aircrew, no telling where they'd throw those things) and they don't exactly come out easy. |
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Naturally this particular breed of gummy would withstand temperatures up to at least 125º F (that's 51.6º Centigrade) before undergoing solid-liquid phase change, and come in delicious, exotic, salt-friendly flavors like Margarita, Popcorn, and French Fry. |
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