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Disturbing yet intriguing. |
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Using yellow custard, some of them could vomit, too. + |
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.... or both at the same time if there was
a double chamber inside + |
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I'm not fit to judge niceness, but I bet you they would sell... |
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I beg to differ, dear. I wouldn't eat a jelly baby that just crapped in the packet. |
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mmm... i like to suck out the goo. + |
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This is the reason I stopped coming here, as did so many. |
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Roast me, but why would anyone encourage childish "poop" ideas? |
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Yeah, I have been here for a long time. Have always enjoyed new people posting wonderfully creative ideas. This is not one of them. |
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And your negative attitude is something that is not overly enjoyable either. Others seem to find this idea fun which was the intention. Some of us grownups like to have a little fun once in a while. This idea meets all criteria for half-baked,to quote Webster's dictionary "lacking in judgment, intelligence, or common sense". |
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I know a year is not as long as your time here but, it and more than 75 ideas posted here(many very well received) would certainly seem to qualify one as more than a "new" person here. |
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there are technical details to be attended to. |
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how does the stuff come out of the anatomically correct area and how do you stop it leaking before being bitten into? |
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Presumably comes with tiny little sheets of toilet paper? |
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Phew! - I read the title as a medical symptom rather than a product ("So, what seems to be the problem" - "Well doctor, I'm pooping gummy bears"). |
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Ear wax flavoured jelly beans. Wow. How had I not heard of them before. And vomit flavour and dirt flavour and grass flavour and rotten egg flavour. |
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This concept would work great for "adult" candy too! |
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Sorry, I just don't like it. |
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My kids would want to buy these until their teeth fell out. [+] |
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I guess my only problem with this is that it would be messy. Kids would be getting the "poo" all over their hands. Then moms and dads would have to wipe them off - more work. I think most parents would stick to the regular gummis so they won't have to deal with the mess. |
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That's it Robin! To the emergency room! |
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I remember seeing some little jelly bugs somewhere that had soft, almost liquid interiors - eating them was supposed to give a sensation of popping the insect's outer skin and having its sweet, sticky innards burst out on your tongue. I tried to find a link, but only came across sweets containing real insects. |
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This would be a perfect seasonal treat.
Have the custard come out the eyes and
ears for holloween. Colors optional, red,
or vomit color would be good. + |
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I have noticed a popularity of custard-
included ideas lately? Everybody have a
good Christmas? |
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[zen_tom] i recall these too, i think they were rowntrees or something.. call me fickle but i just don't really enjoy the 'eating crap or vomit' thing.. but i'm sure kids would love it. Maybe ones also containing 'blood' to emphasise the danger of biting the heads off small bears..? |
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i think this ideo is really good but really rubbish. If goo fly out of the babies who catches it? and if people dont like shit, then why will they eat them? |
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You understand that they don't taste like poo only look like it. Obviously this would be a novelty candy and fun for adults once and fun for kids until they stop being kids. I am still a little fuzzy on all the negatives. Poo related candy is already in the market place as are liquid filled gummy candy. Why is this novel combination receiving so much ire? |
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Has anyone asked you about this;
Is the poop brownish? If so, unless you use
really dark colored outsides, folks would
see the shit inside and not be surprised? |
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It's comforting to know the shit isn't shitty
tasting. Very comforting. |
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Still not getting a bun outta me though.
I'm tight. (And yes, tight assed as well ;-) |
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(carefully avoids oogling bliss's tight ass) |
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I suppose it could be brown or white or even the same color as the bear. On the other hand how closely do you inspect your gummy bears before you eat them? |
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Interesting tidbit from [caspian]'s link: |
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"[Jelly Belly] said that most of the flavors for these Jelly Beans were 'failed' flavors they had tried before. For example, the vomit flavor was their attempt at creating a Pepperoni Pizza flavor." |
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(carefully goes out of his way to admire bliss' tight ass)
What were we talking 'bout? |
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[+] Might chocolate work as the faux poo? |
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methinksnot, your little blurb on your
profile strikes me as very familiar. Too
familiar. You are/were someone else here,
weren't you???? |
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Sorry to out you like this, but is it true? |
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No outing blissy. I am me and no one else. |
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The custard would look like lumpy pee unless it was coloured brown. I had bleeding gummy bears that realistically bled when savaged/eaten. Really gory. |
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Custard-filled? This gives me an idea for "gummy pimples! with realistic pus inside!" |
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I read "gummy pimples!" way too quick then [phundug] and envisioned custard filled nipples. |
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[phundog] see the link to my pimple wrap and land zits ideas for some other thoughts along those lines. All I can say is great minds think alike! |
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So "custard filled nipples" are still available then? |
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// Using yellow custard, some of them could vomit, too. // Grand Slam Gummy Bears |
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This is some of my best work! I'm not sure what that says about me but it is what it is. |
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/ This is the reason I stopped coming here, as did so many. / |
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Heh! This is why I keep coming back! Woop Poop Wahooo! |
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[jhomrighaus] no more custard |
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I poop all over this idea |
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Really, you would not use custard for something like this, because it is perishable and gummibears are not. The trick would be keeping the moist poo from saturating the firm gummibear. I propose that a grease or an oil might be used: custardlike in this resepct, but not involving eggs or milk. |
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//I propose that a grease or an oil might be used: custardlike in this resepct, but not involving eggs or milk.// |
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How did this get so many buns? |
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...gummi bears that poop. What's not to like? |
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Don't be a pooping gummy bear hater, pooping gummy bears need love to! |
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//pooping gummy bears need love to!// |
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need love to ... what? poop? |
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I believe I said "..need love to." Not "..need love to.." there is a difference. |
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Think of it like kittens. They are cute and fuzzy and like to pur, but the also happen to have a habit of pooping(actually I would class it more as an Obsession than a habit but thats just my cats I guess) Does that mean we should not love our kittens???? |
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Reminds me of my daughter. If you mimick the way she says "yogurt," she says, "Not odurt! - O-DURT!" |
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// Does that mean we should not love our kittens? //[jhomrighaus] No, but it does mean that only South Park professors attempt to create cats with more asses. |
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//Congrats [jhom]! http://tinyurl.com/24xsjc
You've made it into my list of the all-time most contested ideas! [theleopard, flag, delete, Oct 10 2007]// |
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Thanks [theleopard] A dubious and meritorious position to hold with such esteemed company. |
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Indeed. And no matter which way you look at it, whichever opinion you hold on the ideas within, that list makes for some entertaining reading. |
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How about just an air cavity? |
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So, Mr. Carter, we've gone from pooping gummy bears to farting gummy bears. How did I not bun this? [+] |
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[M carter] Thats good, Why didn't I think of that! You could mix them in the package, you never know what you might get. |
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