h a l f b a k e r y
With moderate power, comes moderate responsibility.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
or get an account
business cards when you offer when you want to be left alone
A range of business cards guaranteed to deter persistent
salespersons. On meeting such an individual, you quickly don a
latex glove, before reaching into your wallet to extend your
Like-a-Card, which you carefully drop, using a pair of tweezers
into a sealable plastic envelop.
have fictitious company names and operative
descriptions that fall into two broad camps: The scary - e.g.
Ebola Leakage Management Inc. (Handling Control), or Toxic
Animal Rendering (Equipment Cleaner), and the surrealist - e.g.
Exhumations Strippa Theme (Dancer) or Hairy Elbow Wrangler.
If this does not get rid of them, then they actually deserve
||Crafty self-defence for the yuppie. I like it. [+]
||Effort Syndrome Personal Sports Trainer
||Spurious cards with fictional information have long been marketed as novelty items, or to dissuade would-be suitors in singles bars.
||I totally fail to see why they would deter salespeople.