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condiments of human cessation

antibodies to sperm are published birth control vaccines We add these antibodies to culture specific condiments to wipe out entire cultures
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This idea is suitable to those who would like to dominate the earth or otherwise just end the human presence on the planet

A big book on immunology from the 90's describes fertility control vaccines These vaccines are based on antibodies to Gonadatropin releasing hormone GnRH, acrosome protein(sperm part protein) as well as Zona proteins

I think antibodies to kisspeptin which causes puberty as well as the membrane that separates the spermatogenic tissue from the blood (kind of like the blood brain barrier) are also plausible fertility control agents Rh factor antibodies are also notable

a protein that mimics the receptor effects of ru-486 is also possible

Anyway, people eat food along cultural guidelines yet the world dominator has 12 to 14 years to repeatedly dose people with fertility reduction antibodies prior to puberty prior to anyone noticing the effects Thus you could sterilize an entire generation without anyone noticing untill they came of age

Rather than a polished vaccine adminstered once or twice a slightly crummier vaccine administered dozens possibly hundreds of times with whatever culture specific condiment does the job

Two possibilities are the researched publicized genetic engineering of food plants to make vaccines Just as effective plus far easier is to have bacteria make the antibodies then use the antibody material as an FDA recognized adulterant Every spice has a pt of permitted sawdust

A ten pt reduction of population is an economic challenge

a 70 pt reduction of population is of tactical use

a 100 pt reduction of population would finally get all those people gone

As this precludes human existence rather than actually killing people everyone has a milder time of it

If the prospective world dominator has to view the fuss of actual conflict then dosing cigarettes with fertility blocking agents will have a strong effect

not from one cigarette from hundreds ( a few packs) or even a couple months of cigarette usage (2k cigs at .01 effectiveness rate) Also if it is rumored there is a cure like IVF people might just say, yow, cheap cigs, I could use IVF if I feel like having kids

Note IVF only works on some of the fertility removal agents

cigarettes are a consumable currency During the Vietnam war allegedly a person per five used drugs Thus dumping fertility control cigarettes on areas of conflict does nothing to the conflict yet removes the population base

after tempers cool suddenly there are more resources

beanangel, Feb 12 2009

Help http://mcleanhospital.org/
[Spacecoyote, Feb 12 2009]

Condiments of human cessation video http://www.youtube....watch?v=dgdkzP1oBlk
[beanangel, Feb 13 2009]

Mucous membrane functional antifertility immunization Construction of sperm-specific lactate dehydrogenase DNA vaccine and experimental study of its immunocontraceptive effect on mice. http://www.ncbi.nlm...nel.Pubmed_RVDocSum
Lactate dehydrogenase C4 (LDHC4) is a key enzyme for sperm metabolism. It is distributed specifically in testis and is highly immunogenic. In this study, two DNA vaccines pVAX1-hLDHC and pVAX1-mLDHC were constructed by inserting coding sequences of human and mice LDHC4 into the eukaryotic expression vector pVAX1. The production of LDHC4 specific antibodies was induced in the sera of vaccinated mice and the reproductive tract secretions of vaccinated female mice through immunization by mucosal surface instillation. Furthermore, the antibody titer increased with the times of immunization. In the mating experiment, the number of newborns of the vaccinated mice reduced significantly and some immunized female mice even lost the ability to bear any offsprings, suggesting that the difference between the immunized and control mice was statistically significant. Sperm agglutination analysis indicated that both the antisera from immunized mice and the reproductive tract secretions of vaccinated female mice could agglutinate normal sperms. Results of immunohistochemistry showed that the antibodies present in the sera of immunized mice and the reproductive tract secretions of vaccinated female mice could specifically react with LDHC4 antigen, which mainly locates in the cytoplasm, acrosome membrane externa and acrosome capsule of the sperm. Taken together, our results indicated that the constructed contraceptive DNA vaccines did yield immunocontraceptive effects on mice and this would enable clinical trials in near future. [beanangel, Feb 13 2009]

Oral rice vaccine http://www.ncbi.nlm...nel.Pubmed_RVDocSum
Transgenic plants are efficient means of producing and delivering oral vaccines. Rice material shown previously to express the Chlamydophila psittaci (Cp. psittaci) antigen (MOMP) fused to the B subunit of Escherichia coli heat-labile enterotoxin (LTB) was fed to mice and the resulting immune response was investigated. Oral immunization of mice with the transgenic rice elicited MOMP-specific sera IgG and IgA antibodies, a strong increase of the lymphoproliferative response, and significant levels of IFN-gamma, TGF-beta and IL-2 production. Furthermore, the immunization of mice with transgenic rice elicited strong cytotoxic T lymphocyte (CTL) responses in vitro. These results demonstrated that plant-made LTB-MOMP fusion protein could induce significant humoral and cellular Th1 and Th3 immune responses. Moreover, transgenic rice immunization induced partial protection (53.3%) against a lethal challenge with the highly virulent Cp. psittaci 6BC strain in a BALB/c mouse model. These results suggest that expression of protective antigens of Cp. psittaci in transgenic rice has potential as an edible vaccine against avain chlamydiosis. [beanangel, Feb 13 2009]

Voluntary human extinction movement http://www.vhemt.org
(with the emphasis on "voluntary") [nineteenthly, Feb 14 2009]

Stewie Griffin: World Domination http://www.youtube....5kk&feature=related
"Victory is mine!" [Wily Peyote, Feb 14 2009]


       Please do not end the human presence on the planet...
Thank you for your support.

       [marked-for-deletion]: genocide (which is advocacy, taboo, and widely known to exist).
Spacecoyote, Feb 12 2009

       Birth control? You'd have to find a way to exclude Roman Catholics from being dosed, otherwise it would be plain rude.
vincevincevince, Feb 12 2009

       Yes, I agree, this seems a rude way to commit genocide. Not as rude as bullets and bombs, of course, but still, not for polite society. People would object, I think.
colorclocks, Feb 13 2009

       Please remove the second to last paragraph, this kind of Gedankenexperiment is as thoughtless as it is disgusting.
loonquawl, Feb 13 2009

       Yay! I recognised a [beanangel] "idea" just from the title.   

       [marked-for-deletion] Gibberish.
coprocephalous, Feb 13 2009

       genocidal bollox = bone
Do the right thing and delete it now.
xenzag, Feb 13 2009

       loonquawl I'm happy to adjust the writing   

beanangel, Feb 13 2009

       well, one way this is a world domination technology is that is is adjustable   

       say a group of people called "13 monkeys" wants to get everyone on the planet to accept lemurs as living reincarnations of the god hanuman   

       the cunning members of "13 monkeys" each of whom are actualy athiests (!) then deploys lemurs as oracles to the congresses of all governments   

       What the monkeys gesture or vocalize at becomes law even though the monkeys completely lack clue; cunning legislators attach fruit treats to omnibus legislation, the lemurs gesture or even eat, the legislation passes   

       the "13 monkeys group" have cleverly pretrained the lemurs to have quirky preferences thus the group can control what happens   

       Now, to get something that fantastically unlikely to happen you really need something like obliteration of the human species as the alternative   

       I know one of these "lemurs" personally   

       If it knew how it would say "I am bait structured to form the actions of others! Ignore me, go have some treats or something; the '13 monkeys group is very naughty' even naughtier than the diarrhea cookies people! Hanuman is a different entity! they actually used the word "lanternfish" during the pretraining!"
beanangel, Feb 13 2009


       Vaccines/anti-bodies are proteins: protein "hydrolyzes" into it's constituent amino acids in the stomach: ergo, let [beanangel] put all of the free added "protein" that he wants into condiments. The starving masses of the world will thank him. (There's a reason steroids, etc, are injected.)   

       Even "Stewie Griffin" - ("Family Guy") - is a better world conqueror than you, [beanangel] - and he's 12 months old.
Wily Peyote, Feb 13 2009

       There are Mucosal vaccines [link] to a mucosal fertility vaccine tested with mammals   

       Expert Rev Vaccines. 2009 Feb;8(2):139-42   

       All things mucosal.Thanavala Y, Lavelle E, Ogra P. Roswell Park Cancer Institute, Buffalo, NY, USA. yasmin. thanavala @roswellpark.org   

       The first conference on 'Modern Mucosal Vaccines, Adjuvants and Microbicides' took place on 22-24 October 2008 in Oporto, Portugal. The scientific program was wide-ranging and covered many diverse aspects of progress in human mucosal vaccines, including development, considerations of vaccine administration routes and mucosal adjuvants. Befiting the theme of the conference, there were also several presentations devoted to the development of mucosal microbicides.
beanangel, Feb 13 2009

       Botulism toxin would work.
Spacecoyote, Feb 13 2009

       Well, THANK you, [Spacecoyote]; I did not ... KNOW this...   

       I stand corrected: not all vaccines are proteins (Oral vaccines, etc.). And [Spacecoyote] is right: botulinum is a protein (with ingestion being the main vector). Prions also are proteins which defy hydrolysis. (Actually, virtually any protein can be absorbed into the bloodstream wholecloth via the gastrointestinal tract - especially the smaller ones - just not effeciently.) I was hoping to dissuade [beanangel] from his nihilistic shenanigans...   

       But ... it's a good thing that this is all in [beanangel]'s head, and nothing else exists outside of it. No one else ... all alone. The mad genius ,[beanangel], toiling on through eternity for nothing...
Wily Peyote, Feb 13 2009

       Wait a minute! Much of this - (notes in [links]) - are verbatim; plagiarised. I should have known. If you want to fool people, [beanangel], make sure to 'mis-spell' a few words...   

       I take back every word in "mad genius" which contains the letter "g".
Wily Peyote, Feb 13 2009

       Geez... [-]
superjohn, Feb 14 2009

       When did [treon] become [beanangel]?
xenzag, Feb 14 2009

       [marked-for-cessation] : keep your filthy stinking paws off my condiments! Oh, is that Dijon?
Canuck, Feb 14 2009

       I didn't know you could do that with links on here.
I always thought some kind of droplet infection bacterium with a nasty powerful toxin gene spliced in, then spread at an airport would do the trick, but the paperwork would be horrendous. Also, you'd have to do it all yourself because everyone else would be dead.
nineteenthly, Feb 14 2009

       Wow. you should get a loaded bonus this year, from Lucifer. Just curious, how do you get under 18 to smoke cigs? That'd be as good as doping them with herion. Why not put this 'medicine' into water reserves? If it is undetected, it could make its way into many homes. Not that I am supporting the idea. Just trying to find selling points to prospective rich Dr. Evils, so I can fund my Ubermenchen project, hopefully to finish it before the humans cease to exist.
xkuntay, Feb 14 2009

       //When did [treon] become [beanangel]?//   

       I think the question is; who did [beanangel] become?   

       Is there a way to bun the title alone?
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 15 2009


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