Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Mar 22 2024

 The Gastronome Codex  DrBob  Product: Book: Textbook  Mar 22 24 
 A Very Weighty Tome Indeed 
 

Oct 2023

 Income-based Fines  GeneticCrypto  Vehicle: Car: Law Enforcement: Fine  Oct 20 23 
 Set Fine Amounts for Traffic Violations Based on Income 
 

Sep 2023

 Lego furniture  bookworm  Home: Furniture Theme  Sep 13 23 
 Interlocking lumber used to create modular furniture 
 

Aug 2023

 Fishties  dingleb  Fashion: Tie  Aug 06 23 
 Neckties that smell like fish 
 

Jun 2023

 Straight Pride Parades  Ander  Culture: Celebration: Pride Parade  Jun 17 23 
  
 

May 2023

 Breakout Pornography  crackriot  Culture: Sex: Pornography  May 25 23 
 Normal movie, famous actors, porn scenes 
 

Mar 2023

 collaborative web fiction  egnor  Culture: Collaborative Writing  Mar 03 23 
  
 

2022

 Laser Lawnmower  beauxeault  Home: Lawnmower: Laser  Sep 08 22 
 Cut with lasers rather than blades 
 
 easy story writing  mkirksmith  Culture: Literature  Apr 23 22 
 borrow structure and edit 
 
 Put UN on top of WTC  mrouse  Public: Government: Location  Mar 27 22 
 Rebuild the WTC a bit taller, and put the UN on the top. 
 
 Pizza Satellite  HotBlackDesoto  Food: Delivery: Airborne  Mar 08 22 
 You order Pizza, and it's rocketed to your house from a satellite. 
 

2021

 Uberhomingpigeon  Kettch  Science: Genetic engineering  Sep 09 21 
 For information distribution in areas where modern means of communication may be unavailable. 
 
 Negative vote  bosco  Public: Voting: Negative  Jul 29 21 
  
 
 Abolish Enforceable Contracts  DrBob  Public: Contracts  Jul 15 21 
 You'll have to Deal With People You Can Trust. 
 

2020

 New Curse Words  dgeiser13  Culture: Profanity  Apr 26 20 
 The obscenities and vulgarities currently in use are stale. 
 

2019

 Halfbakerywhacking  stupop  Halfbakery: Searching  Aug 31 19 
 A Game 
 
 Lifeless Limericks  Mickey the Fish  Culture: Poetry  Jun 14 19 
 Keep excitement out of poetry 
 
 education  mush  Public: Education Reform  May 27 19 
 ...betcha nobody ever thought of this before... 
 

2018

 Vacuum Vacuum  gorn_the_great  Home: Vacuum  Oct 29 18 
 Free perfect vacuum cleaner - no power needed 
 
 Circular Spaceship Accelerator  Dr Furtz  Science: Spacecraft: Propulsion: Centripetal  Feb 22 18 
 Basically, the mother of all merry-go-rounds... 
 
 tiny humans  mrthingy  Public: Ecology: Fauna  Jan 28 18 
 selective breeding for petite-ness 
 

2017

 Child Vouchers  bartkusa  Public: Population Control  Nov 10 17 
 Allow breeding for those that can support kids. 
 
 1/2 bakery book  po  Halfbakery: Alternative Forms: Literary  Oct 09 17 
 could we have all these ideas and comments in bookform 
 
 Baker's Helper Website (in the oven)  Dog Ed  Halfbakery: Related Forums  Jul 15 17 
 A jumpsite with links to patents searches, energy technology, perpetual motion, etc. 
 
 Am toothpaste, PM toothpaste  DeadPaisly  Product: Toothpaste  Feb 22 17 
 Toothpaste for used for morning and one for night 
 
 bathbook  ponda_baba  Product: Book: Water  Jan 04 17 
 read in the bath, with no risk of wetting the book, magazine or cereal box(!?) 
 

2016

 Reverse Lawyers  Ander  Public: Legal system  Dec 13 16 
 Lawyers who try to lose your case for you 
 
 Half a Word Game  beauxeault  Culture: Game: Word Game  Oct 15 16 
  
 
 Last words generator  -alx  Business: Funeral  Sep 04 16 
 For when you're stumped for something to die saying 
 
 Jimi Hendrix Fire Alarm  smizzou  Home: Safety: Fire  Mar 15 16 
 Fire Alarms that play Jimi Hendrix's "Fire" 
 
 insider trading virus  jutta  Business: Scam  Feb 23 16 
 Widely visible virus infection affects stock market 
 
 Meaningful compiler error messages  imagooAJ  Computer: Programming  Feb 02 16 
 Just for a change, your compiler tells you whats actually wrong with your program 
 

2015

 Degrees of Separation Email Spam Protection  st3f  Computer: Email: Spam: Filter  Nov 23 15 
 Web based email that prioritises your inbox. 
 
 Mirror-Mist  earl  Product: Mirror  Nov 05 15 
 It's a mirror in a can! The fairest idea of them all! 
 
 Jehovah's Witness Delivery  chuckmandoo  Business: Delivery: Time  Nov 01 15 
 Deliver anytime! 
 
 Instant Male Orgasm  ofersh  Culture: Sex  Oct 29 15 
 a small discharge of non-toxic fluid that can be release upon demand 
 
 Hello Mullah  ping  Public: Taliban  Jul 06 15 
 Memetic warfare 
 
 Yogurt-in-the-Middle Fruit  jester  Food: Dairy  Jun 17 15 
 Yogurt is the accent, not the focus. 
 
 RPG language course with speech recognition & generation  hippo  Computer: Game: Role Playing  Mar 04 15 
 So I can converse in tourist Italian with my computer 
 
 Coffee And A McGuffin  Guy Fox  Business: Cafe  Feb 28 15 
 Spice up your life with fresh-from-the-oven plot devices to go 
 
 Praising decent ideas a little more often so people don't get upset and run away.  lewisgirl  Halfbakery: Criticism  Feb 04 15 
 see dgeiser's annotations. 
 
 Legal Management Organization  Uncle Nutsy  Business: Middleman  Jan 26 15 
 Control spiraling legal costs! 
 

2014

 Loser Lottery  FarmerJohn  Business: Lottery: Negative  Dec 06 14 
 not only a big winner but also a big loser 
 
 Cougar Mate™  pixelswisher  Product: Compatibility Gadget  Nov 21 14 
 Instant cougar compatibility notifier silently alerts wiley females to potential prey 
 
 Bug Radar  Crayola  Home: Pest Control: Zapper  Oct 22 14 
 Detects and eliminates unwanted pests in your home 
 
 [Ex-Or-Schism]  thumbwax  Halfbakery: Troll  Jul 23 14 
 Account Deletion Tag 
 
 Gollum plush doll  nick_n_uit  Product: Toy: Soft Toy  May 14 14 
 Soon to be on the top of every doll collector's wish list 
 

2013

 Half-Jabbawockery  goff  Halfbakery: Poetry  Jun 27 13 
 Not quite a song, but you get the idea...I can't let Unabubba have all the glory. Just make sure you pronounce the 'the' in line three with a long 'eee'..... 
 
 Apartments, as seen on TV  ecolonsmak  Business: Rental  Jan 07 13 
 Rent apartments styled after television shows 
 
 Cell Phone into Car Radio  Thread7  Vehicle: Car: Network  Jan 06 13 
 Adapter that runs your cell phone through your car speakers 
 

2012

 Porn Conscription  benfrost  Business: Prostitution  Nov 02 12 
 Get called up for national service 
 
 Anti-Parking Ticket Sticker  eagle  Vehicle: Car: Parking: Ticket  Sep 26 12 
 A warning to meter-maids/misters. 
 
 Baseball  outbroker  Sport: Baseball  Jan 19 12 
 How to Fix the Inequities in American Baseball 
 

2011

 urinal funfair game  tom_phelts  Home: Urinal: Entertainment  Nov 28 11 
 measure quantity of urine in urinals to calculate a high score! 
 
 Oral Sex Alarm Clock  uniball2  Product: Alarm Clock: Personal  Nov 18 11 
 Perk up before you wake up. 
 
 Superspeed spacecraft  Icarus  Science: Spacecraft: Propulsion: Magnetic  Oct 25 11 
 A huge Gauss\Railgun superspeed spacecraft 
 
 Cookbook  FarmerJohn  Food: Recipe  Oct 08 11 
 Pulp fishion 
 
 Perfect Hair Cut Duplicator  jon3  Fashion: Hair  Sep 26 11 
 An optically-guided device to keep a flawless cut 
 
 Amazing Nose Oil Resources  Dog Ed  Science: Body: Nose  Sep 23 11 
 Crude oil too expensive? Create an online clearinghouse for Nose Oil resources (S_Bug = 2.5) 
 
 Scam reporter  shawnndan  Business: Customer Protection  Sep 11 11 
 A website where you can report companies that send you bogus offers, etc. 
 
 Anti-unrequited-love drug  acb  Science: Health: Drug  Aug 20 11 
 Pop one of these and you're over them...for now 
 
 Room Cooler  gorn_the_great  Home: Temperature: Cooling  Jul 17 11 
 Cool large room with helicopter blade 
 
 Tshirt ad space  cybercyph  Business: Advertising: Media: Personal  Jun 21 11 
 sell space on your tshirt. 
 
 Phone no-911  CasaLoco  Product: Cell Phone: Emergency  Jun 16 11 
 Disable the keypad overide for 911 calls 
 
 ConsumerAlternative.com  GusLacerda  Computer: Searching: Application Domain  Jun 15 11 
 User inputs a product or service name, gets back alternatives. 
 
 Fight parking tickets  wow  Vehicle: Car: Parking: Ticket  May 16 11 
  
 
 Publically Traded Countries  uniball2  Business: Market  Apr 30 11 
 Are you tired of watching countires such as Argentina suffer from continual bureaucratic mismanagement only to be bailed out by fiscally responsible countries time and time again? Well, cast your vote at the next shareholders meeting. 
 
 Bigger Insects  sild  Science: Biology  Apr 12 11 
 I want a two foot long dragonfly. 
 
 BOFH: The Movie  madradish  Culture: Movie: Character  Mar 02 11 
 Bringing the Bastard Operator to the silver screen 
 

2010

 Souls'R'Us  erik  Public: Charity  Nov 10 10 
 Sell Your Soul For Charity 
 
 Geek Code  Aristotle  Halfbakery: Users: Types  Oct 25 10 
 HalfBakery Geek Code 
 
 Always downhill road  neelandan  Vehicle: Road: Active  Aug 19 10 
 So that cars do not need engines 
 
 Marijuana Scented Cologne  lucidish  Fashion: Perfume  Aug 02 10 
 Trick cops; impress your stoner friends 
 
 Energy Vendors  [ sctld ]  Business: Shopping  Jun 25 10 
 Vini, Vendi, Vici 
 
 Halfbaker's first post  yamahito  Halfbakery: Users  May 02 10 
 What was your virgin anno? 
 
 Universal Axe  dsm  Product: Weapon: Blade  Apr 08 10 
 Three axes in one. 
 
 mike's hard pink lemonade  LaLaLaLola  Food: Alcopop  Mar 16 10 
 Mike's Hard Pink Lemonade 
 
 Duct Tape Clothing  Malakh  Fashion: Material: Sticky  Mar 04 10 
 clothing... made of duct tape 
 
 Friends: The college years  efarns  Culture: Television: Sitcom  Jan 31 10 
 Add life to a played-out series 
 
 the "justify my love" bra  julien  Fashion: Bra  Jan 25 10 
 A love tester device and bra -in one! 
 

2009

 Laugh-Track Off-Button  Guy Fox  Culture: Television: Filter  Dec 21 09 
 Turn off the braying donkeys 
 
 Plain Cola  Tlogmer  Food: Soda Pop  Nov 24 09 
 For when you feel like half-diet vanilla cherry coke 
 
 Sneaker that looks just like a dress shoe  djjosh1200  Fashion: Shoes: Sport  Nov 13 09 
 Because you can't get into clubs with sneakers and you can't dance in dress shoes. 
 
 Free Phone Calls  gizmo_man  Business: Telephone  Oct 04 09 
 They Don't Cost Money... But Do Have A Price 
 
 Battery vending machine  yeknod  Home: Electricity  Aug 09 09 
 A vending machine with batteries for electronic devices 
 
 Abolish "H"  smizzou  Culture: Language: Alphabet  Aug 05 09 
 Drop the letter "H" from the alphabet 
 
 Paper Scissors Stone Politics  ChewTheBeef  Public: Voting: Issues  Aug 01 09 
 Even the Minority can Triumph 
 
 Alco-Shakes  brewmaster  Food: Alcohol  Jul 21 09 
 Delicious shakes with added booze. 
 
 Realistic post-game TV scheduling  rebekkahshiri  Culture: Television: Sports  Jul 09 09 
 ...don't they know by now? 
 
 A REAL Anti-Gravity Generator  bifftannon  Science: Magnetism  Jul 07 09 
 Like forces repel, so create your own force of gravity first, then..... 
 
 Genk - The ultimate table experience  aaarrrggh  Culture: Game: Reality  Jun 03 09 
 The ancient art of Genk 
 
 Superhero and Supervillain Name Registration Office  mrkillboy  Culture: Superhero  May 17 09 
 "No, I AM...The Tick!!!" 
 
 Heterosexual male accidental mutual eye-contact relief/assurance gesture  globaltourniquet  Public: Communication: Visual  Mar 22 09 
 No, I'm not gay, not that I have anything against it, but... 
 
 self-explanatory idea names  gnormal  Halfbakery: Category  Feb 03 09 
  
 

2008

 Pornography Tycoon  mrkillboy  Computer: Game: Sex  Dec 24 08 
 I'll try to be as least vulgar as possible... 
 
 Emergency stop spike  tolly2  Vehicle: Car: Grapple  Dec 22 08 
 Last resort emergency anchor spike with cable brake 
 
 tequila peppers  duchamp  Food: Alcohol  Nov 30 08 
 pickled peppers packed with potent power 
 
 forced quit juke box  chimpboy  Product: Jukebox  Oct 19 08 
 over ride option for pub jukebox 
 
 Star Trek Beer  Uncle Nutsy  Food: Beer  Sep 05 08 
 Beam me up, Scotty, there's no beer on this planet 
 
 Proof of being single  juuitchan3  Other: Marriage  Aug 07 08 
 There are documents to prove you're married, but what about being single? 
 

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