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Genetically engineered pony crossed with flea leg genes
Highly dangerous showjumping.
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||Due to unfortunate interactions between
equine and sigmactenine genomes, you
end up with a 1500-lb blood-sucking
parasite that can leap over a 30-story
||Six years between idea and first anno.
||The woman who taught me to ride horses was a show jumper. I'd advise against this.