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American War Of Independence Airport would be made
entirely out of simple materials, using traditional
carpentry and metal forging methods, and in the style
prevalent in 1775 when President Trump claims that the
army were successful in overcoming them. (against all
odds - see link)
as a type of themed museum, every aspect
a modern airport would be replicated.
The actual aircraft would be faithfully built versions of
type of flying machines long proposed by the likes of
Leonardo Da Vinci and many others.
Horse drawn, canvas covered wagons deliver
everything including visitors who would enter the mostly
rustic wooden terminal building to be greeted by period
dressed security figures bearing muskets.
Ye Olde McDonalds would serve 'not so fast there
food hagged off whole carcasses roasting on open fires,
with straw sucking duelling banjo style musicians adding
The inevitable souvenir shop would sell War of
Independence Airport items, ranging from model planes
piloted by period dressed figures; to passports printed on
aged vellum using
The recently discovered War Of Independence Airport
would be opened by none other than the Stable Genius
Donald Trump, who would declare in triumph that he was
right after all.
(to be located near the Noah's Ark Creationist Museum)
War Of Independence Airport victory battle.
Stable Genius gives a history lesson [xenzag, Jul 05 2019]
Location of Airport near this place
Noah's Ark, and now includes War Of Independance Aircraft Carrier Sister Ship [xenzag, Jul 05 2019]
Far-seeing British empire
[not_morrison_rm, Jul 05 2019]
||I think it's fair to say that, immediately after 1775, not a
single airport remained which was not in the hands of the
||Hmmm, we seem to have the same idea - link.
||Priority to be decided by thumbs wrestling.
||It's impossible not to be impressed by the forbearance of the Admiralty, who didn't deploy Britain's fleet of advanced nuclear hunter-killer subs against the rebels (although the Fleet Air Arm did torpedo the Bonhomme Richard from a Fairey Swordfish ).
||ah - but once they saw their Noah's Ark War Of Independance Aircraft Carrier Sister Ship, that was it. (see creationmuseum link descriptor)
||Hey, when we built Old Ironsides, the first boat made
entirely of iron, the British Navy, as well as their allies
the Native American SEAL teams knew the jig was
||//when we built Old Ironsides, the first boat made entirely of
||Uh, 'scuse me. The Trial was the first practicable all-iron
ship, launched in 1788 in Shropshire, England. The first iron-
hulled merchant ship to cross the Atlantic was the Great
Britain, and guess where that was from?
||The sun never sets on the British Empire. Which makes the
lack of better air conditioning all the more regrettable.
||The reason the sun never sets on the British Empire is because God (despite the fact that he's English ) doesn't trust the British in the dark.
||^it might be worse than you know, as the UK
hardly gets any direct sunlight
||True; but thankfully the light that shineth from Boris Johnson's arsehole pretty much makes up for it.
||Yes, but every time he talks the light flickers.
||The light that shines half as bright, shines half as high.
||Between the Trial and Old Ironsides, guess which
one is still afloat?
||Can I be one of those battler re-enactor people? I could hold the period signal flags and direct the ... No, wait, I have a better idea. Surely I could play the role of ale smith.
||There's an obvious opportunity for a remake of "Airport '76" in the style of "Sleepy Hollow" ... "Airport 1776" ...