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I've quit being astonished at each new or retro fashion trend, often originating among the youth, that comes along: wild haircuts, knee britches, piercing, etc. Instead, I'll preempt the next craze, by marketing a line of animal accessory fashion articles. This should sell well with those who empathize
with the lot of domesticated animals, and with those who enjoy shocking their parents/surroundings. The following items, adapted to human requirements, would be available:
- bright orange, plastic, numbered ear tags
- non-leather collar with name tag and optional leash
- horse shoe soles/heels
- large brass nose ring with rope
- non-permanent, tattooed rump brand
- dog cape
- silver cow bell
- bridle and/or body harness
- external, yoke shoulder pads
- satin, race horse blinders (blinkers) with mask
fur coats for dogs
"Keep your pet warm and in style at the same time." [FarmerJohn, Jul 15 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
fancy horse blinkers
"Blind -- covers the eye comletely -- additional charge." [FarmerJohn, Jul 15 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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||Actually, that's how Hermes and Coach got started.
||Accually, this is kind of baked already, but I like the idea of giving the occasional sweater to a dog in the winter (+)