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Animal Clothes

Getting back to nature.
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Sure, you can get spray-on clothes... you can even get zip- up suits and you can wear leather if that's your thing.

Animal Clothes are a bit different. First, we layer you in a cool, fitting layer of wicking fabric, then spray on a breathable fibre coat of leather fibre, with a sticky outer surface. Then we carefully "flock" the entire suit with the hair of your choosing. Lastly, we carefully cut the suit off you and sew in concealed zippers, so you can re-use the suit.

Hair and substrate fibre harvested from sustainable sources will allow you to select a leopard pattern (for cougars); tiger pattern (for middle-aged, Chinese businessmen); hippopotamus (for the ahem! physically ample) and so on.

Get back to nature and surprise everyone at work, on Casual Fridays.

Yes, we can build in forming and support areas, for those not so sure they'd look too good as a bulgy, overweight, Ring-tailed Lemur.

UnaBubba, Apr 24 2012

ok, let's see who can get their photo on the RSPCA dartboard first.... http://www.halfbake...meleon+suit&ok=+OK+
...Actual chameleon suit [not_morrison_rm, Apr 25 2012]


       >Ring-tailed Lemur. Rings? Stripes!!! But I digress.   

       "Hair and substrate fibre harvested from sustainable sources... tiger pattern.." I'm not entirely sure that will go down too well with off-shored dollar a day workforce, or with the tiger for that matter.
not_morrison_rm, Apr 25 2012

       "Some animals were (dyed) in the making of this product."
UnaBubba, Apr 25 2012

       The hippopotamus isn't a particularly hairy animal. Nor are elephants and dolphins. Wooly Mammoths, OK.
Vernon, Apr 25 2012

       If [UB] wore a 3-toed Sloth coat, would anyone notice …?
8th of 7, Apr 25 2012

       The sloth might.
erenjay, Apr 25 2012

       No-one's noticed anything unusual about you in your Yak suit, have they, [8th]?   

       We would be very selective about hair placement, if you wanted a hippo suit, [Vernon].
UnaBubba, Apr 25 2012

       You'd better check with [hippo] first…
8th of 7, Apr 25 2012

       I still think creeping up on a tiger with some clippers, going "here kitty, kitty, kitty" is unlikely to work no matter what size of fish you are waving about..
not_morrison_rm, Apr 25 2012

       Nice image.
UnaBubba, Apr 25 2012


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