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Audio Airbags
"They sounded great until that guy hit me" |
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[Onscreen a sleek automobile swoops through a series of turns. The smooth voiceover intones...]
"Front and side airbags tuned to emanate lows, highs, and midrange frequencies to enhance your listening pleasure while providing a safer driving experience. In the event of a collision, the complex fabric
folds deploy and cushion impact, emanating pleasantly harmonic bass notes"
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Or just one large whoopee cushion... |
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That many folds would kill the sound- Literally |
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[edit, response to grumpy newbie deleted when he deleted his anno] |
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No need to be sorry [wagster], although given the inconsistent quality of my ideas I'm curious which one, if any, is your favorite. |
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Sorry [norm], but I'm already well aware that you can do better than this. |
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