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Beanie baby taxidermy

Soft and plyable stuffed pets
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Some people are so close to their pet cats or dogs that they get them stuffed, usually when the pet is dead. Though this can bring some relief to the owner, seeing Tiddles behind glass and posed about to leap is not the most comforting sight day after day. The idea would be to stuff a cat with the same things that Beanie Babes are full of, those small plastic beads. This would enable the owner to cuddle and hold the dead animal, extracting as much joy and contentment from the pet as they did when it was alive. Without the need for litter trays, popper scoopers, worming tablets and pet food halitosus.
Kendal Mint Cake, Apr 18 2004

My long time friend Olly. http://www.cruisers...mages/taxidermy.jpg
[skinflaps, Oct 17 2004]


       The local zoo was chastised for selling redundant bear cubs for slaughter every fall. Now they could be sold as teddy bears.
FarmerJohn, Apr 18 2004

       I'd better not let my father see this one. He'd go for it in a big way...
Detly, Apr 18 2004

       As you may see my longtime friend Olly will be with me until i can be stuffed with beans.   

skinflaps, Apr 19 2004

       Beans, beans, the ultimate meal.
The more you eat, the more stuffed you feel.
The more stuffed you are, the better you feel.
So let's have beans after every life.
FarmerJohn, Apr 19 2004

       //Do you know of anyone who has stuffed a live pet?// Heading off topic, but I did hear of a man who was taken to the hospital with a Jack Russell...oh never mind...
suctionpad, Apr 19 2004

       there was the man with a goat a few years back...
po, Apr 19 2004

       I hear that Gerbils are... skip it.   


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