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Biblical Storm Names

Hurricane Hezekiah was rather mild, Balthazar and Ezekiel not so much.
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The weather folks will eventually run out of Western names, Shirley, for seasonal storms. Robert, Anna, William and such are quite the norm and always manage to offend many people especially when it’s a destructive storm. While not exactly a bad thing, offending people, switching to names that are not as common could avoid most of it.

Biblical names are rather uncommon over here in the States so the chances of ticking off Zebadiah when his eponymous storm comes calling are much more remote than, say, Alan. Compiling a list of Hebrew names should give the storm folks enough ammo for several decades, after which we can switch over to the Philistines.

whatrock, May 03 2025

Gaal https://en.wikipedi...l_(biblical_figure)
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       Sure. [+]
doctorremulac3, May 03 2025
  

       As an annual recipient I don't care what you call them. Except "Off."
minoradjustments, May 03 2025
  

       I mean, they're called acts of God after all... hmmm....
21 Quest, May 03 2025
  

       Why not? I'm a big fan of biblical names and measurement units. Approved +
xenzag, May 03 2025
  

       see link ho ho
bhumphrys, May 03 2025
  

       I think I posted a movie plot somewhere here about a documentary that follows Elija the prophet into the storm, and discovers the obvious clues of what actually took place, even according to Elisha's version.
pashute, May 04 2025
  

       I think I posted a movie plot somewhere here about a documentary that follows Elija the prophet into the storm, and discovers the obvious clues of what actually took place, even according to Elisha's version.
pashute, May 04 2025
  
      
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