Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Bourgeois Butt Tube

Don’t Let Your Butt Stink Up Your Pants!
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Smooth, sleek, small enough to comfortably carry in your hip pocket and, most importantly: air tight.

When you are done smoking your cigarette, don’t flip the butt onto the ground like common street trash. And no need to carry that butt in your pocket (making you smell like common street trash). Instead, slide that butt into one of MikeD Enterprises’ Bourgeois Butt Tubes.

These stylish, steel tubes are the James Bonds of cigarette butt storage. Available in a brushed steel finish, engraved with Victorian scrollwork, or CARC painted O.D. green with black stenciling (as all things should be).

MikeD, Feb 08 2011

Butt flicking clay Butt flicking clay
A classic solution to the butt issue. [zen_tom, Feb 08 2011]


       Great for fags!
pocmloc, Feb 08 2011

       [+] but I'd settle for them making a filter out of a decomposable substance.
FlyingToaster, Feb 08 2011

       Anything to get rid of those stinky things! <<<+>>>
xandram, Feb 08 2011

       I had a toothpick holder that quickly turned into one of these once I stopped caring about my teeth.
daseva, Feb 08 2011

       // CARC painted O.D. green with black stenciling (as all things should be). //   

       Although we do not smoke, we'll take ten gross just for the look of the things.   


       (Marketing suggestion - you need to cater for the cigar smokers; a gold-plated 20mm casing should suffice ...)
8th of 7, Feb 08 2011

       Oh, THAT kind of bourgeois butt tube.
doctorremulac3, Feb 08 2011

       //Don’t Let Your Butt Stink Up Your Pants!// [+] because the author doesn't consider it an acceptable alternative just to throw them on the ground.
mouseposture, Feb 08 2011

       I was SO worried...
RayfordSteele, Feb 08 2011

       Just stub out the worst tidy up possible...   


       //Although we do not smoke, we'll take ten gross just for the look of the things.//   

       You will be pleased to know, an order of such quantity will be shipped in ammo cans. Your choice of .50 cal, 7.62 or 25 mm. MikeD Enterprises will, however need you to land your cube on the planet earth for 6 to 8 weeks for delivery, as we do not yet have intergalactic capabilites.   

       //Great for fags!//   

MikeD, Feb 09 2011

       //Great for fags!// ... //Anything to get rid of those stinky things!//. That's going too far.
spidermother, Feb 09 2011


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