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Having attended art school for a long long time, I've caught
lot of flak for my cruel and ravenous abuse of the furry and
cuddly species of this planet. While far be it from me to
ridicule needlessly those who make a moral stand against
meat eating or those who simply don't like meat, I
the same grace should be granted us who feel that cows are
just too big, tasty or stupid NOT to eat. What we meat
need is a moral reason which would provide us with
ammunition with which to protect us from those who try to
guilt us for our eating habits.
To that end, I propose a Society for the Protection of Flora.
SPF propaganda could include nude supermodels on
with the slogan "Cotton is Murder" and sit-in campaigns to
lawnmowers. "Cows are murderers! That's why it's o.k. for
to eat them. Long Live Plants!"
BTW, my main motive in writing this was to bump off a
pot-queef post. HA!
|Without people, cows would be extinct. They would die within a week from not being milked, and they cannot give birth without human intervention. And for performing the great task of making sure that their kind survives, what do we humbly ask for in exchange? Their tasty, tasty flesh.
|Besides, if you eat plants, you're killing living creatures too. Plants in farm fields suffer much more than animals in factory farms. Just because they don't have a face doesn't mean that all living things aren't equal.
|Eat and be eaten. That's the name of the game.
|BTW if you're a guy, don't date a vegan. They don't swallow.
|I eat cows because they taste better than people.
|And just how would you know that...?
|<nothing to do with [brodie]'s comment>
Two words, canine teeth. Say it with me kids Cay-Nine.
|Omnivore teeth, actually.