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Commercials sometimes use scientific comparisons
featuring a lab with men in white coats comparing
This proposed Super Kitty Dinners meal comparison plays
on a cat owners desire to not be eaten by their cat once
they die. (That's what happens, look it up.)
So the people in the
lab make an analog of the cat owner
that's has the same characteristics of the owner's dead
body and places it next to a bowl of Super Kitty Dinners
brand cat food and let's Fluffy into the room filming the
cat's choice. I don't know how they'd make the faux
bacon and sculpt it into human form, put a wig on it,
dress it in a mumu etc. The owner watching through one
way glass in
the other room crosses their finger as the cat considers
eating what it thinks is them or the bowl of cat food.
There are ten such experiments run at once all showing
split screen. As the cat goes from mock corpse to the cat
food in the bowl trying to decide, the owners jump up
down hoping beyond hope their beloved kitty choses not
eat what it thinks is their dead body. When 9 of the 10
subject cats chose the cat food instead of the mock dead
owner's body, the owners run into the room and grab
fluffy little fur balls with a loving embrace.
Then the guy in the lab coat steps in with his clipboard.
"Yes folks, 9 out of 10 cats will eat Super Kitty Dinners
rather than you if you die."