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Celebrity Egg Bank

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A place one can go to buy eggs/sperm of the famous person of their choosing, Lets us ordinary people have a baby with the person they care about without any need for physical contact.

Creepy I know. I don't even have a favourite celebrity in mind.

bob, Mar 16 2014

My Uncle Oswald http://en.wikipedia...iki/My_Uncle_Oswald
[spidermother, Mar 20 2014]


       Oh but the paternity suits would be flying wouldn't they?   

       Ah, we're ready for extinction now, I believe.
Custardguts, Mar 16 2014

       A family consisting of children sired from the cast of the Brady Bunch, or Star trek or Wars. Your own Seinfeld episode, a six pack of late night talk show hosts. or the circus carnival freak show.   

       The Budweiser Clydesdale s ?
popbottle, Mar 18 2014

       No, the more likely outcome is an entire generation of Bieber-spawn to mothers aged 14-18.   

       We should not do anything to further facilitate our society's obsession with Celebrity worship. It's bad enough as is.
Custardguts, Mar 18 2014

       Restrict the choice to celebrity physicists, then?   

       No, that's jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire. (A very small pan, and it's actually just a candle.)   

       OK. Try again. Celebrity humanitarians.   

       Nice idea, only there would be no demand at all for the gametes.   

       Well I give up then.
skoomphemph, Mar 18 2014

       The kids will think their name was "Son-I-expect-FAR- more-from-you"
sophocles, Mar 20 2014


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