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Have a young toddler that refuses solids to the detriment of their health and your wallet? Try our new centrifugal feeding center (CFG). Built using the same centerfuges used to qualify air force pilots, when used in combination with the strap-on Baby Food Funneling System, the CFG can assist by directing
food that is thrown by baby back into the funnel and down the gullet. And while baby may be a little queasy and toss their cookies, be rest assured that they will simply go right back in again.
*Removing the tape restricting the velocity dial's from its original design maximum of 10g's is not advised, as testing at higher g loads did not yield positive results.
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Bun, but don't strap them in facing the wrong way around. |
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