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Spastard

A blend of SPAM Luncheon Meat and custard.
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The blend of SPAM Luncheon Meat and Custard to create "Spastard Hi Energy Protien Drink."
temp2, Nov 01 2002

Wagon Wheel http://www.nicecupo...evious.php3?item=18
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       Mmmp! Let me be first to complete the category full-house of bones.
sild, Nov 01 2002
  

       Is this just a recipe contrived to be able to invent the word 'Spastard'?
st3f, Nov 01 2002
  

       Just the thing to go with the fish in the top left corner.
PeterSilly, Nov 01 2002
  

       and where exactly do you think will stock this Hi-Energy Protein drink?   

       I suggest SoHo 'health clubs', 'ironic' Shoreditch eateries, food fayres or maybe pet food outlets.... You could make it in a few variations too, like chunky. smooth, with a hint of Basil etc....
phatflaresblack, Nov 01 2002
  

       I stand shoulder to shoulder with st3f, narrowing my eyes at the creative order here. But I like, and frankly the explanation could have been a lot, lot, lot, lot worse.
General Washington, Nov 01 2002
  

       I've been in a few pubs that actually serve this drink. Although they call it advocaat.
DrBob, Nov 01 2002
  

       I just know that the next time I'm in a situation where I am close to vomiting and it is extremely important that I do not vomit, one word will pop into my mind: spastard. I'm feeling sick now.
sild, Nov 01 2002
  

       Need a dash of Buckleys mixture.   

       <python> We've got Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Luncheon Meat and Spam. Rather alot of Spam, really. </python>
Cedar Park, Jan 02 2003
  

       I like to eat ham and jam and SPAMALOT!!!!!   

       Not blended together though.   

       This popped up when I hit the random; it sounds horrible.
DesertFox, Sep 12 2005
  

       Until today I wouldn't have believed it possible to make either spam or custard less pleasant.
wagster, Sep 12 2005
  

       The name's great, though it sounds like several insults rolled-into-one! This could be very time-saving, in a heated argument.
Dub, Sep 13 2005
  

       Wanker. A delightfully subtle synergy of the finest Wagon Wheels, and a Wanker. (Actually, you can skip the Wagon Wheels if you want)   

       Fucktard. Carefully blend 3 quarts of Fettuccine, layer with sliced duck, and top with mustard seeds. Place in the oven and fuck a bastard, a retard and a bowl of custard until golden brown. Garnish with parsely, and serve.   

       Snugglefuck...
zen_tom, Sep 13 2005
  

       [zen_tom] is just Willy Wonka growing into a dirty old man.
wagster, Sep 13 2005
  

       I'm just allowing my inner dirty old man some theraputic self expression time.   

       Humpburger. Cockwurst. Fuckbutter. Arseberry Jam. Wank Mayonaise (Mayonank, Wayonaise, Wankonaise?) Vulvade. Vaginarine.
zen_tom, Sep 13 2005
  
      
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