Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Chris Pratfall

Please file under Traps: Chris Pratt.
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A person aproaches celebrity actor Chris Pratt for his autograph as a ruse only when it is too late Pratt realises the 5 page document he is signing is not a peice of fan memorabilia, but a divorce agreement. Pratt sudenly goes though all of the stages of grief that his acting teacher taught him, all the while realising that there is something p peculiar about the notary but before he can react rhe notary rips off a false mustache and reveals he is actually a Velociraptor. The very Velociraptor he fought in Jurrasic World, who, as luck would have it, happens to be sleeping with his wife.
bob, Aug 10 2017


       'Clever girl.'
RayfordSteele, Aug 10 2017


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