Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Chump Chimney

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Speaking of writes itself

Chim Chimeny,
Chim Chimeny,
Chim Chim Cheroo
You may be with her
but she isn't with you

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Corruption'll rub off
When she shakes hands with you

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
No coal in your chimneys
Aren't you lucky too

theircompetitor, Jul 17 2016

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       Needs more cowbell.
LimpNotes, Jul 17 2016
  

       Superbly fitting. Who's it about?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 17 2016
  

       The next President of the United States, assuming there are fewer terrorist attacks and shootings of policemen than days left until November 8th, which, granted, is an assumption
theircompetitor, Jul 17 2016
  

       Ah, right.   

       Well, it looks like you guys have narrowed the field down to bad or worse. Over here, everyone is hoping you pick Trump - we would piss ourselves if that happened.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 17 2016
  

       ... and probably several other excretory functions, too.   

       We will just laugh - after all, we can watch your goings-on quite safely from geostationary orbit.
8th of 7, Jul 17 2016
  

       Why would coal require a chimney-sweep? It's clean energy don't you know? At least the Republican platform draft says it is.
RayfordSteele, Jul 17 2016
  
      
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