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This appliance would actually manufacture alarm clocks from bins of (cheap) parts. Set the time you want to wake up and while you sleep it makes an alarm out of a chip, a cheap energy storage device, and a speaker. The device pushes it onto an anvil (included) It comes with a sledge hammer so you can
truly destroy your alarm clock every morning. The exercise, one would hope, will wake you up.