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Conspiracy theory theme park

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See how JFK was 'really' killed! Film your own moon landing video on our moon set. Witness an alien autopsy! As an added bonus, your every move in this theme park will be videoed and sent to a secret Government agency, and black helicopters circle overhead continuously (opening hours only).
hippo, May 26 2010

The Prisoner http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner
Or you could get REALLY weird .... [8th of 7, May 26 2010]

23 http://en.wikipedia.../wiki/The_Number_23
The film 'they' don't want you to see [Germanicus, May 28 2010]


       Of course, the theme park doesn't appear on any map and nobody can ever find it and, anyway, even if they did find it they'd be hustled off in a black van by security guards dressed in black and wearing black sunglasses and they'd never be seen again...except perhaps in a prison cell in Afghanistan that also doesn't exist.
DrBob, May 26 2010

       After you leave, all your memories of your visit are erased...
8th of 7, May 26 2010

       The song for the main animatronics ride would be "It's a Sinister World After All" ...
Aristotle, May 26 2010

       Naturally it would be located on a dirt road outside of Roswell.
RayfordSteele, May 26 2010

       The environmental impact of such a park wouldn't need to be calculated because the attendees wouldn't believe there could be any such impact!
Aristotle, May 26 2010

       This qualifies for a "widely rumoured to exist" MFD.   

       Or does it?
Canuck, May 26 2010

       // on a dirt road outside of Roswell //   

       .. bu linked to the Vatican by a Secret Tunnel.
8th of 7, May 26 2010

       // The Duchess of York //   

       That's not a conspiracy, that's just wishful thinking.
8th of 7, May 26 2010

       The water from all drinking fountains would contain massive amounts of flouride.   

       And Lithium too ?
8th of 7, May 26 2010

       The lake in the middle of the park should occasionally bubble with an oil spill intentionally caused by the left-wing eco-nuts.
swimswim, May 26 2010

       Or see how the C(ocaine)I(mport)A(gency) imports cocaine to the usa, or witnees how the cia drugs an entire french village with lsd to see what happens, or witness how the usa put pressure on the belgian government to make sure that george bush the first could not be prosecuted for war crimes, or, oops sorry those are all true stories.
zeno, May 26 2010

       //how the cia drugs an entire french village with lsd to see what happens//
I suppose they could never have done that one on home turf, because they'd never have been able to ground-truth normality.
coprocephalous, May 27 2010

       Be seeing you.   

       <aside> somewhat ironic that an entity designated [8th] should reference the program famous for the tagline "I am not a number"<\aside>
Jinbish, May 27 2010

       "// The Duchess of York //   

       That's not a conspiracy, that's just wishful thinking. — 8th of 7, May 26 2010"   

       Hey hey now, there'll be no dissing Fergie. (a fella red head :-) ) I wonder if the Spy Museum in Wash DC doesn't have a lot of these ideas already. well not the part about the water fountains...   

       there's only lead in those
dentworth, May 27 2010

       //a fella red head //
"She"'s a bloke?
Now /there's/ a conspiracy!
AbsintheWithoutLeave, May 27 2010

       I said "fella", as in feminine gender, pseudo spanish.
dentworth, May 27 2010

       //This qualifies for a "widely rumoured to exist" MFD.   

       Or does it?//   

       [Canuck], it would qualify for the MFD if the Government hadn't concealed the evidence.   

       One wing of the park would cover non-governmental conspiracies I hope. Sit in on meetings of the Bilderburg Group and so on.   

       EDIT: Free tin-foil hats upon entry!
Germanicus, May 27 2010

       This exists. I couldn't tell you where exactly because they blindfolded me before we got there. And afterwards they dosed me with hallucinogens to further cloud my memory of the place.
BTW, JFK assassinated JFK. The man who died in Dallas was his double.
jaksplat, May 27 2010

       // non-governmental conspiracies //   

       Does that include the Masons, Opus Deii, the Illuminati, the Templars, the Rosicrucians, the Scientologists and the Salvation Army ?
8th of 7, May 27 2010

       //The Borg probably say "I am not a whole number, please use my designated fractional value."//   

       One of the buggers out of every litter must be equal to one, shirley?
MikeD, May 27 2010

       //Does that include the Masons, Opus Deii, the Illuminati, the Templars, the Rosicrucians, the Scientologists and the Salvation Army?//   

       You fool! They're all the same group who've been controlling the world in various guises for centuries!
Germanicus, May 28 2010

       Oh, [Germanicus], if you knew how they were set up that way as a distraction from the REAL controllers...
pocmloc, May 28 2010

       [pclmoc], thats exactly what they want you to think.
rcarty, May 28 2010

       how many anagrams of [pclmoc] do we have here?
po, May 28 2010

       23, it's the number that's appearing everywhere (see link)...
Germanicus, May 28 2010

       You can ride the rollercoaster that doesn't go to the moon.
hidden truths, May 29 2010

       I have only one. Or should I say, I have none? Help!
pocmloc, May 29 2010

DrWorm, May 29 2010

       I'm just wonderding; do those people who think big ol' Elvis is still alive think his death was some sort of conspiracy theory, or do they just live in a constant state of denial. A sort of inner, weird, mind flux haze, that keeps them stuck in the 80's. Just wondering.   

       As for the idea, once again hippo has led me to wander away to never, never land, sprouting forth from his idea.+++++
blissmiss, May 30 2010

LoriZ, May 31 2010

       sp. never never land.   

       No need for apostrophe in a single name. Unless you meant that sentence to be read another way, which is a much more trippy version. That is, letting someone take you to a place better known as 'never', never to land anywhere else, but still rising like a phoenix once his* idea has been manifest here in the 'bakery.   

       *Sorry; if you're a girl, [hippo]. I'm slow to figure out these things. If you're a guy, then fuck off. I'm smarter than you, so what of it!!.. No, no I'm not. But, I will defend to the death my right to think that I am!!
daseva, May 31 2010

       //apostrophe// - you mean "comma".
hippo, May 31 2010

       Aha! A woman! One conspiracy down!!
daseva, May 31 2010

       A symbollockgist* writes...
"//Opus Deii// Is that extra 'i' in Opus Dei a reference to the one in the pyramid?"

       *Possibly the little-known Professor [McCloop].
pertinax, May 31 2010

       + why yes of course! I've been away on Whitey Bulger ride!! (we never saw him)
xandram, Jun 01 2010

       For added conveinence of patrons, there's an arifield close by, with lots of hangars over the far side by the perimiter fence where you can't quite see what's going on over there, behind the high razor-wire fences - except for the small, whitewashed shed with the sign, "D.B. Cooper School of Parachuting".
8th of 7, Jun 01 2010

       Will there be a reenactment of the Philadelphia experiment?
LoriZ, Jun 03 2010

       //a reenactment of the Philadelphia experiment//
Is that the one with James Stewart and Cary Grant, or the one with Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington?
AbsintheWithoutLeave, Jun 03 2010

       We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.
8th of 7, Jun 03 2010


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