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Device to counter east to west European invasions

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A two phase solution. Phase 1 is to make West Europe more hilly. As I observed, on my way to experience Amsterdam's hospitality, was most of west Europe is pancake - like.

Ergo, make lots of hills and mountains from landfill/dredging so making a greater area to traverse.

Now we get to the clever bit. Secretly, under all those shiny new mountains a conveyor belt of gigantic size has been installed, with identical mountains on it.

So, should the invaders really not take the hint, the conveyor belt is activated and slowly, they get the strangest sense of deja vue...

<Goes and sits by front door, waits for another Nobel prize> .

not_morrison_rm, Nov 08 2015

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       huh?
Voice, Nov 08 2015
  

       He said he's run out of beer.
FlyingToaster, Nov 08 2015
  

       Seems most of us here are not understanding this. You care to explain? Lately this is happening a lot, no?
pashute, Nov 08 2015
  

       It's all perfectly clear to me < approaches the whiteboard> if we take for example a spherical cow..
not_morrison_rm, Nov 09 2015
  

       Pancakes [+]
pocmloc, Nov 09 2015
  

       has the Trump campaign been in touch yet?
theircompetitor, Nov 09 2015
  

       Bit late, apparently officially the second language in England is now Polish. I'm not bothered but Polish food is a little underwhelming, more Italians and Indian people please.
not_morrison_rm, Nov 09 2015
  

       Well, I think I get it...moving mountains! I might like it with a bun. +
xandram, Nov 09 2015
  

       // Polish food is a little underwhelming //   

       True, but conversely Polish vodka and beer are both excellent.
8th of 7, Nov 09 2015
  

       A Brit complaining about another country's food is like Satan complaining the room is too hot.
Voice, Nov 09 2015
  

       Hey! I like Polish sausage. I like it in Cajun rice. I think the only way you can stop invasions is build a giant time dilation field that moves all objects back to where they started.
travbm, Nov 09 2015
  

       Voice not so, Britain has the most exciting food in the world, for example the sausage roll, contents 37% pork.   

       On long winter nights we used to gather around the fireplace and try and guess what's the other 63%.
not_morrison_rm, Nov 09 2015
  

       // try and guess what's the other 63% //   

       That's a very dark place you don't want to go ... really, you don't.
8th of 7, Nov 10 2015
  

       //counter east to west European invasions//

Traditionally it happens the other way around.
DrBob, Nov 10 2015
  

       An interesting category.
normzone, Nov 10 2015
  

       It seemed the best fit, country:assembly and this is assembling a country. Never seen a flat- pack country, but you could sneak something in near Lichtenstein and no one would notice.   

       On the other hand, this may have already happened, and I mean hands up all those people who have met someone from Kyrgyzstan? See what I mean?
not_morrison_rm, Nov 10 2015
  
      
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