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Diabolical Laughter Smoke Detector Alarm

Instead of an alarm plays really loud, evil devil sounding laughter.
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doctorremulac3, Sep 02 2020

Fast forward to :08 https://www.youtube...watch?v=0SQazmrMKqU
[doctorremulac3, Sep 02 2020]

Fire Alarm Fire_20alarm
Make it so... [8th of 7, Sep 03 2020]

Extra fire alarm Extra_20fire_20alarm
somewhere in the comments... [hippo, Sep 03 2020]

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8th of 7, Sep 02 2020
  

       You'll aggravate the fire by setting off the hand-driers.
pertinax, Sep 03 2020
  

       //You'll aggravate the fire by setting off the hand- driers//

I like the causation implied here; i.e. that a smoke alarm going off causes things to burst into flames
hippo, Sep 03 2020
  

       In that case, we commend to you our innovative Fire Alarm <link>.
8th of 7, Sep 03 2020
  

       Nice. As I have argued before (see link), the flaw with all fire alarms is that you don't know they're not working properly until your building burns to the ground with no alarm going off, and thus the only safe kind of alarm would be one which sounds continuously, *except* when there is a fire. Thus, in this case your building would be full of the sound of cackling maniacal laughter all the time, except when on fire - which coincidentally is how I imagine [8th]'s place of work to be.
hippo, Sep 03 2020
  

       The cackling maniacal laughter gets louder when there's a fire, often accompanied by MUHWHAHAHAHAHAs and hiccuping.
8th of 7, Sep 03 2020
  
      
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